ARE BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PENSION?

[theclaud]

Almost certainly.

Welcome to the new Daily Mail-o-Matic!

 

[Beebo]

Are gays giving British swans cancer?

 

[newfhouse]

Whenever we can.

 

[Ian H]

For goodness sake! I nearly spat out my tea.

PS. Have you heard that Geordie Grieg has left/resigned/been sacked?

 

[theclaud]

For goodness sake! I nearly spat out my tea.

PS. Have you heard that Geordie Grieg has left/resigned/been sacked?

Oooh. I hadn't. Bit of intra-ruling-class strife! Not sufficiently indulgent of the toddler at No 10, I'm guessing?

 

[Ian H]

Oooh. I hadn't. Bit of intra-ruling-class strife! Not sufficiently indulgent of the toddler at No 10, I'm guessing?

Probably. Lots of intrigue, what with Rothermere trying to take the paper back into private ownership.

 

[stowie]

COULD SINGLE MOTHERS GIVE MIDDLE BRITAIN CANCER?

HAS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HAD SEX WITH BRITAIN'S SWANS?

This is the stuff of genius.

 

[BoldonLad]

A poor imitation IMHO. In the same way that truth is stranger than fiction, the real Daily Mail is funnier.

 

[Xipe Totec]

Still funny, but badly needs updating to reflect the current gammony, Brexity, culture wars-y zeitgeist!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I recall from The Daily Sport’ (does it still exist?), ‘Cream Cake from Outer Space Stole my Knickers’.
Or so a friend told me….

 

[BoldonLad]

I recall from The Daily Sport’ (does it still exist?), ‘Cream Cake from Outer Space Stole my Knickers’.
Or so a friend told me….

I prefer the Daily Mash for my laughs

 

[stephec]

I recall from The Daily Sport’ (does it still exist?), ‘Cream Cake from Outer Space Stole my Knickers’.
Or so a friend told me….

How about, 'WWII Bomber Found on the Moon,' along with an obviously fake photo of a Lancaster bomber on a lunar surface? 😂

 

[Bromptonaut]

How about, 'WWII Bomber Found on the Moon,' along with an obviously fake photo of a Lancaster bomber on a lunar surface? 😂

My memory is of a B17 Flying Fortress but it's still a fake.

 

[stephec]

My memory is of a B17 Flying Fortress but it's still a fake.

I'm going to have to go and search now, as a student my room in the halls had a wall that was decorated with some of the best Sunday Sport front covers. 😂

 

[stephec]

@Bromptonaut I bow to your superior knowledge on this one. 😂😂😂