Ārseholes

[briantrumpet]

The identity theft thread by Classic is gripping and will most probably end up.as a TV mini series.

Yup, it's the most extraordinary saga!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yup, it's the most extraordinary saga!

Must've missed that one.

 

[Pinno718]

My account is 'On Moderation' now, oh joy!

And so it should be - you're a dangerous subversive.

 

[spen666]

The identity theft thread by Classic is gripping and will most probably end up.as a TV mini series.

Not sure you will ever get the "truth" on that saga.

Too many players have reasons not to be totally honest

 

[Pinno718]

Not sure you will ever get the "truth" on that saga.

Too many players have reasons not to be totally honest

it wasnae me.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And so it should be - you're a dangerous subversive.

Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment! 😆

 

[Shortfall]

Must've missed that one.

Can't remember the name of the thread now but it's as ran for about a year on and off and involves multiple people claiming to be his offspring and alleged identity theft. He's parked it for a bit because there's lots of legal stuff going on behind the scenes that he understandably doesn't want to prejudice.

 

[briantrumpet]

Can't remember the name of the thread now but it's as ran for about a year on and off and involves multiple people claiming to be his offspring and alleged identity theft. He's parked it for a bit because there's lots of legal stuff going on behind the scenes that he understandably doesn't want to prejudice.

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/dissolve-a-marriage.302238/page-68

 

[Pinno718]

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/dissolve-a-marriage.302238/page-68

That's a long thread.

 

[Pinno718]

Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment! 😆

C'mon - I promoted you.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/dissolve-a-marriage.302238/page-68

Ah yes, the one I have never read, but where the title just makes me think of

"I tried to dissolve a marriage, but couldn't find a glass of water big enough".

 

[briantrumpet]

That's a long thread.

It is, and I've no real idea of the exact ins and outs, just that each revelation that he finds makes it even less comprehensible. I think the assumption is that one person was committing a regular fraud by marrying a 'fictitious' husband multiple times, except they needed to use the identity of a real person to make it work. Children and all involved by several different men, IIRC. As 'Soap' used to say: "Confused? You will be!"

 

[Mr Celine]

A thread I posted was deleted as I had not provided a translation from German...
Except it was not even German. It was a direct quote from

Cinderella Hassenpfeffer,: And other tales mein Grossfader told​

Which are a collection of fairy tales made to sound German and are hilarious. You don't need to speak German. Dave Morrah turns the fairy tales we all know on their heads. Like when one of the ugly sisters get the glass slipper, Cinderella mit bawlin' und screamin'.

The author also wrote 'Who ben kaputen' der Robin and 'Fraulein bo-beepen'.

I got away with this -

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/your-ride-today.173254/post-5311254

It did provoke a complaint from someone who thought it was French.

 

[briantrumpet]

I got away with this -

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/your-ride-today.173254/post-5311254

It did provoke a complaint from someone who thought it was French.

That's a lot more than I was told off for. I think it was a total of about three words in French, and probably more comprehensible than 'Allo 'Allo.

 

[Pinno718]

I got away with this -

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/your-ride-today.173254/post-5311254

It did provoke a complaint from someone who thought it was French.

Well done.