Burnham

[icowden]

Ah, seriously, garlic. I always buy it by the 100kg from Aldi.

(AI Generated - Not real Brian)

 

[briantrumpet]

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(AI Generated - Not real Brian)

I was going to say, that doesn't look like 100kg to me.

Or are you saying I'm not real? 😜

 

[briantrumpet]

I take these things seriously.

 

[icowden]

True. Here's another you with a trolleyful. Is that better?

 

[First Aspect]

We need more baguette related jokes.

 

[briantrumpet]

True. Here's another you with a trolleyful. Is that better?

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Reckon that's nearer 50kg max. Garlic ain't heavy. Having extensive experience of carrying 25kg sacks of cattle feed, which is dense, I've got a decent reference point for judging weights.

 

[briantrumpet]

Reckon that's nearer 50kg max. Garlic ain't heavy. Having extensive experience of carrying 25kg sacks of cattle feed, which is dense, I've got a decent reference point for judging weights.

Gemini disagrees with me, and thinks you're right. Estimates that there are about 20 heads per kg, which would be only 500 heads per sack. I never fed garlic to cows, I'll admit. But then they weren't French cows.

 

[icowden]

Reckon that's nearer 50kg max. Garlic ain't heavy. Having extensive experience of carrying 25kg sacks of cattle feed, which is dense, I've got a decent reference point for judging weights.

I did specifically tell it how many bulbs to include so it should look like around 2000-2500 bulbs in the trolley ;-)

 

[briantrumpet]

I did specifically tell it how many bulbs to include so it should look like around 2000-2500 bulbs in the trolley ;-)

Top work!

 

[bobzmyunkle]

There goes all that money I didn't save on garlic (I grow my own).
https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/budget-2026-alcohol-beer-price-37814353.amp

 

[icowden]

Top work!

And all it took was the devastation of a third world village somewhere that now has no drinking water left...

 

[briantrumpet]

And all it took was the devastation of a third world village somewhere that now has no drinking water left...

A small price for you to pay. In fact, it was for free.

 

[Beebo]

Well that was a very boring budget.
Total none event. Just kicking the can down the road on any difficult decisions.
But anyone in a house band A-D will get £100 off your heating bill. Seems like a very blunt tool as there will be plenty of people in higher rated houses who need the money more than someone comfortably off in a band D house.

 

[briantrumpet]

Well that was a very boring budget.

I suspect they would take that as a compliment: 'job done'.

 

[bobzmyunkle]

Is that it? Says Kemi. A lacklustre response to a lacklustre budget.
Jam tomorrow? (Marmalade?)