Cruella Braverman...

[Salty seadog]

Who cares?

Good dig at Trusterfucx in her resignation letter tho'....

You can't give truss an insulting name, she's white I tell you, white.

 

[mudsticks]

The Princess of darkness is replaced by the Prince of darkness....

You can't give truss an insulting name, she's white I tell you, white.

On the back of this I'm hoping for a bit of a gender rebalance..

I'm no fan of any of them Tories..

But I've noticed that the only politicos seemingly deserving of their own insultingly punning threads.

(With the exception of the party leaders)
have all been women..

Surely Hunt, Gove, Mogg, et al, are equally deserving of such individual attention, or did I miss their turns whilst I was away.??

 

[Fab Foodie]

The Princess of darkness is replaced by the Prince of dorkness....

Apols, that shoukd have been Prince of Dorkness.... edited now.

 

[Deleted member 28]

Apols, that shoukd have been Prince of Dorkness.... edited now.

Absolute comic genius, bravo.

 

[Fab Foodie]

On the back of this I'm hoping for a bit of a gender rebalance..

I'm no fan of any of them Tories..

But I've noticed that the only politicos seemingly deserving of their own insultingly punning threads.

(With the exception of the party leaders)
have all been women..

Surely Hunt, Gove, Mogg, et al, are equally deserving of such individual attention, or did I miss their turns whilst I was away.??

It's a fair point that has been made before.
Tusterfucxs is from John Crace at the Graun.
Priti Nazi, Cruella Braverman and Therese Coughy are all mine - it's somehow that their names just sync with their public personas.
I'd gladly do the same to male MP's, but their names (apart from the obvious Hunt) just don't seem workable.
I keep looking....

 

[newfhouse]

Failing Grayling, Slithey Gove, Jeremy Obvious, James Not-So-Cleverley…

Maybe none, apart from Hunt, remain prominent enough for their own long term threads.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Failing Grayling, Slithey Gove, Jeremy Obvious, James Not-So-Cleverley…

Maybe none, apart from Hunt, remain prominent enough for their own long term threads.

Jacob Greased-Hogg doesn't deserve a thread. Jeremick Hunt might also be gone sooner than we think if this lot continue as they're doing now.

 

[Xipe Totec]

James Cleverly = The Minister For Inverse Nominative Determinism.

Bit of a mouthful, I know.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The government's in tofu-melting tumult.

 

[mudsticks]

The government's in tofu-melting tumult.

Although, as all us good wholefoodistas noe ..

The tofu would more likely ferment and turn into curd cheese...
Marinade in tamari, and fry in sesame oil..
Not too bad..

But yeah it's all kicking off, there's been pushing and shoving and pulling of hair in the lobby by all accounts..


View: https://youtu.be/84aWlfQRkfY

 

[stowie]

Jacob Greased-Hogg doesn't deserve a thread. Jeremick Hunt might also be gone sooner than we think if this lot continue as they're doing now.

I always enjoyed the term James Obrien uses for Jacob Rees Mogg - The Haunted Pencil.

Somehow fitting.

 

[The Crofted Crest]

Jacob Rich-Smug

 

[icowden]

Rumour has it (OK, twitter) that the breach of using personal email for that type of document would not warrant resignation.

Also it's complete rowlocks. She got caught out and threatened. She hasn't suddenly developed a noble soul and fallen on her sword.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I just heard on the radio that she's gone. Did she jump or was she pushed?

Perhaps a tactical withdrawal. These Tories are devious bastards.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Also it's complete rowlocks. She got caught out and threatened. She hasn't suddenly developed a noble soul and fallen on her sword.

It's part of her plan. She has resigned to show her "honesty" and "principles". She has placed herself right at the front of the Tory anti-migration crowd, especially the members in the shires, and she has criticised but not actually called for Truss to go so cannot be called disloyal like Sunak has been.
She still wants the top job.