Donald I, emperor of the world.

[C R]

Donnie encouraged to attend football matches where the fans speak English 'cos those damn bunch of lefty loons are chanting stuff about Epstein

I think you meant matches where fans DON'T speak English.

 

[secretsqirrel]

I think you meant matches where fans DON'T speak English.

or ‘discouraged‘

 

[Rusty Nails]

I think you meant matches where fans DON'T speak English.

I expect Trump will soon rename the English language as the American language or Great American language.

 

[All uphill]

I expect Trump will soon rename the English language as the American language or Great American language.

Of which we speak an inferior dialect

 

[C R]

Of which we speak an inferior dialect

I seem to remember reading somewhere that US English is closer to Elisabethan English than British English is, so they are probably right.

I am making a joke, please, don't take this as a serious philological point.

 

[briantrumpet]

I seem to remember reading somewhere that US English is closer to Elisabethan English than British English is, so they are probably right.

I am making a joke, please, don't take this as a serious philological point.

It's always fun skewering pedants who pour scorn on all US English: all too often one can just point out that they've preserved a form that was common in English three hundred years ago with a perfect etymological lineage (e.g. the spellings of tire & curb, or 'plew', the past tense of 'plough'). Not that I like US English, but that's usually taste rather than logic.