Donald I, emperor of the world.

[Pross]

I twigged after I'd posted that and before I edited my answer. There were only five dots and I was still slow to join them.

I missed the critical bit of Fred and Mary's surname in my OP to be fair.

 

[cookiemonster]

Do keep up at the back, that was posted / linked a couple of pages back

It may surprise you but we don't all spend our time on NCAP.

 

[Pblakeney]

It may surprise you but we don't all spend our time on NCAP.

That's a fair comment but if the story is a few days old then there is a decent chance that it has already been covered.

 

[classic33]

Only until you get a Sharpie out and write on some new borders and names. I think South America probably stole all of Trumpland's oil at some point. At least they won't have to rename South Georgia if they get that far south, but they will have to call the current US state 'North Georgia'.

There'd be no more illegal immigrants from Southern America or drugs entering if that were to happen. They'd all be homegrown issues, and possibly no longer newsworthy.