Donald I, emperor of the world.

[Pross]

He's a large fella, but big enough to generate his own orbit?!

Well he used to have a bike race that went around him according to its title and he was younger and slimmer back then.

 

[secretsqirrel]

He's a large fella, but big enough to generate his own orbit?!

He has a few satellites attracted to his gravity. They will eventually either break up or as others have done just get sucked in his mass.

 

[Xipe Totec]

One person's truth is another's lie.

Explain what you mean by that.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

You dont let anyone off the side of the street to enter a sensitive area. Forensic contamination

Unless a life may be in danger and the person might be able to save them
and if you want to avoid forensic contamination then you do not allow a critical person - i.e. the shooter - to jump in a car and leave
and especially if he still have the weapon he used with him

 

[briantrumpet]

just get sucked up his ass.

FTFY

 

[secretsqirrel]

FTFY

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Cycling yesterday and mind wandering a bit and ...If somebody pointed out to Trump that the Prime Meridian runs through the UK (London) not the US. That means that the position of everything in the US is measured relative to the UK. That Mar-a-Lago's position is defined in relation to London. Similarly the Equator doesn't touch US, that the position of everywhere in the US all specified relative to this very "non-US" reference.

If he can rename the Gulf of Mexico I'd love to see him try and make Latitude and Longitude US centric.

He could call it "The Trump Meridian" - the world would literally set it's clock by Trump

fame for all eternity

 

[C R]

Unless a life may be in danger and the person might be able to save them
and if you want to avoid forensic contamination then you do not allow a critical person - i.e. the shooter - to jump in a car and leave
and especially if he still have the weapon he used with him

Are you still under the impression that it is possible to reason with it?

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Explain what you mean by that.

Don’t hold your breathe.
He clearly hasn’t a clue as it’s part of a longer quote that sums him up.

 

[Pinno718]

The deranged Donnie.

Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump • Truth Social • January 13, 2026 @ 8:40 AM ET
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Do the people of Minnesota really want to live in a community in which there are thousands of already convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent released and escaped prisoners, dangerous people from foreign mental institutions and insane asylums, and other deadly criminals too dangerous to even mention. All the patriots of ICE want to do is remove them from your neighborhood and send them back to the prisons and mental institutions from where they came, most in foreign Countries who illegally entered the USA though Sleepy Joe Biden’s HORRIBLE Open Border’s Policy. Every place we go, crime comes down. In Chicago, despite a weak and incompetent Governor and Mayor fighting us all the way, a big improvement was made. Thousands of Criminals were removed! Minnesota Democrats love the unrest that anarchists and professional agitators are causing because it gets the spotlight off of the 19 Billion Dollars that was stolen by really bad and deranged people. FEAR NOT, GREAT PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA, THE DAY OF RECKONING & RETRIBUTION IS COMING!

 

[First Aspect]

The deranged Donnie.

Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump • Truth Social • January 13, 2026 @ 8:40 AM ET
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Do the people of Minnesota really want to live in a community in which there are thousands of already convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent released and escaped prisoners, dangerous people from foreign mental institutions and insane asylums, and other deadly criminals too dangerous to even mention. All the patriots of ICE want to do is remove them from your neighborhood and send them back to the prisons and mental institutions from where they came, most in foreign Countries who illegally entered the USA though Sleepy Joe Biden’s HORRIBLE Open Border’s Policy. Every place we go, crime comes down. In Chicago, despite a weak and incompetent Governor and Mayor fighting us all the way, a big improvement was made. Thousands of Criminals were removed! Minnesota Democrats love the unrest that anarchists and professional agitators are causing because it gets the spotlight off of the 19 Billion Dollars that was stolen by really bad and deranged people. FEAR NOT, GREAT PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA, THE DAY OF RECKONING & RETRIBUTION IS COMING!

Fantastic reading of the mood in the room, like offering bacon sandwiches to the guests at a bar mitzvah.

 

[Dorset Boy]

Sky have been showing Deranged Donnie's waffle to Detroit - he's been sprayed tango again today.
Spouting his usual utter bag of lies, trying to tell jokes, everything is about how great he is.
Utterly embarassing.

 

[briantrumpet]

Eh, ya wot, Gramps?

 

[Dorset Boy]

He was banging on about the 50 millions barrels of Venezualan oil, saying tankers carry 1 million barrels and so he wants 50 tankers to transport the oil to US refineries.

 

[briantrumpet]

When I was idly scrolling, I first saw the graphic scroll into view, and thought it was an Onion graphic... and then I scrolled a bit more. Sheesh.