Donald I, emperor of the world.

[Dorset Boy]

The attempt does seem a bit too convenient, coupled with how quickly Trump arranged the press conference after.
I'm pretty convinced the ear job was staged.

 

[The Crofted Crest]

I said it earler, Agatha Christia plot: loud bang, man cuts earlobe, little damage but lots of blood.

Does Trump have a scar?

 

[briantrumpet]

I said it earler, Agatha Christia plot: loud bang, man cuts earlobe, little damage but lots of blood.

Does Trump have a scar?

No.

https://factually.co/fact-checks/politics/why-no-scar-on-trumps-ear-if-shot-b9af27

 

[TailWindHome]

I said it earler, Agatha Christia plot: loud bang, man cuts earlobe, little damage but lots of blood.

Does Trump have a scar?

2 dead though

 

[briantrumpet]

2 dead though

Unfortunate but convenient.

 

[Dorset Boy]

2 dead though

Sacrificial lambs. Dispensable in the grand plan.

 

[CXRAndy]

TDS

 

[Rusty Nails]

Occam's Razor.

 

[Ian H]

Occam's Razor.

A gun's a more effective weapon.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Not if you're after a close shave.

 

[CXRAndy]

Democrats


View: https://x.com/i/status/2048512831692452091

 

[CXRAndy]

There's a few on here with the same mental imbalances


View: https://x.com/i/status/2048425070846992555

 

[briantrumpet]

This was quite a funny & telling moment, combined with his snowflakery and blaming the interviewer. Good that she didn't miss a beat and immediately capitalised on his gaffe to make this into a viral moment.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mkgoyxszjx2n

 

[CXRAndy]

The manifest the shooter sent to relatives just before going on a shooting spree.

Thankfully the agents apprehended him before he could any more harm

 

[CXRAndy]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2048404252091912420