Donald I, emperor of the world.

[CXRAndy]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2049126624495321152

 

[BoldonLad]

Did they only speak to 12 Trump voters, or did percentages go out of fashion?

The Trumpian percentage would be about a 20 million percentage drop in support, wouldn't it?

They could hardly use that European decimal rubbish could they? They needed something you could count on the fingers of one hand 😂

 

[CXRAndy]

Difference between a businessman and politicians.


View: https://x.com/i/status/2048887385446899738

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

• The US president, Donald Trump, has claimed in a new Truth Social post that Iran has “just informed” Washington that they are in a “state of collapse”. Trump also said Iran wants the US to open the strait of Hormuz “as soon as possible” as they try to “figure out” their “leadership situation”, something he says he believes is possible.

I wonder what they actually said.

 

[All uphill]

'Focus groups' tend not to number in the millions, as venues become problematic.

That's why we need a new ballroom...

 

[Pblakeney]

• The US president, Donald Trump, has claimed in a new Truth Social post that Iran has “just informed” Washington that they are in a “state of collapse”. Trump also said Iran wants the US to open the strait of Hormuz “as soon as possible” as they try to “figure out” their “leadership situation”, something he says he believes is possible.

I wonder what they actually said.

Probably nothing. Donnie just wants it over and done with so he can move on to the next project. Probably Cuba.
It's went from 2-3 days, to 2-3 weeks, to 4-6 weeks and still it trundles on. He is bored now.

 

[Beebo]

Probably nothing. Donnie just wants it over and done with so he can move on to the next project. Probably Cuba.
It's went from 2-3 days, to 2-3 weeks, to 4-6 weeks and still it trundles on. He is bored now.

You are forgetting that he doesn’t get bored.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/i-DG2e2pe7k?si=i-UFRMYo93eEf0f2

 

[Blazing Saddles]

It now appears that the secret service agent who took a bullet in the vest was a victim of friendly fire.
Top work chaps.

 

[Pblakeney]

It now appears that the secret service agent who took a bullet in the vest was a victim of friendly fire.
Top work chaps.

SNAFU.

 

[briantrumpet]

The US has definitely just lost its mind completely, as evidenced by stuff like this just passing under the radar and no-one with the guts to say Trump is totally insane. I mean, utterly gone. Imagine Starmer deciding that his likeness was going to be in the UK passport, and the entire nation not absolutely taking the piss viciously and relentlessly (and deservedly so).

 

[Beebo]

Just listened to King Charles.
He’s absolutely dropping bombs in his speak to congress. He’s not pulling punches in a very diplomatic manner.

 

[Pblakeney]

You are forgetting that he doesn’t get bored.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/i-DG2e2pe7k?si=i-UFRMYo93eEf0f2

So. How many lies were told within those 48 seconds? 😂

 

[UglyWithaSidePart]

It now appears that the secret service agent who took a bullet in the vest was a victim of friendly fire.
Top work chaps.

They're farking useless.

 

[UglyWithaSidePart]

Just listened to King Charles.
He’s absolutely dropping bombs in his speak to congress. He’s not pulling punches in a very diplomatic manner.

I'll have to watch that.

 

[Pblakeney]

Just listened to King Charles.
He’s absolutely dropping bombs in his speak to congress. He’s not pulling punches in a very diplomatic manner.

Just listening.
I guess Donnie had better things to do.

Edit: Ooft! Some real zingers. Some subtle enough to go over their heads.