Donald I, emperor of the world.

[C R]

In Onion-worthy news, Trump wants to put a swimming pool in where the White House press pool is now. The suspicion is that, like 'asylum', he can't conceive of one word meaning two different things, so needs to turn the press pool room into one filled with water, to match his understanding.

The Onion have been predicting the way the US was going to go since the mid 80s, unfortunately not many people took their warning seriously.

 

[Beebo]

the current press briefing room used to be an indoor pool, used by Roosevelt and the hole is still under the floor.

 

[Pblakeney]

Who needs a press room when you have (Un)Truth Social?