NACA Political Jokes Page

[icowden]

Bit late with this but happy Zombie Jesus Chocolate day everyone!


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[Ian H]

In which case, I'll have to show you what my sister sent me for Easter (showing what a convent school education does for you).

 

[AndyRM]

Again, I thought about putting this in the gender thread...

 

[craigwend]

William Wragg has voluntarily given back the Tory whip.

The Tories say he can keep the Tory ball gag, Tory dildo, and the Tory nipple clamps...

 

[Ian H]

William Wragg has voluntarily given back the Tory whip.

The Tories say he can keep the Tory ball gag, Tory dildo, and the Tory nipple clamps...

Well, if it stops them actually breeding.

 

[craigwend]

 

[icowden]

To be fair, I absolutely think we should be investigating Angela Rayner. I think we should add her to the queue though ahead of Lord Ashcroft who has avoided at least £110 million in tax, Jacob Rees Mogg, Ben Houchen and many many more Conservative peers and MPs.

Lets go in order of the amount of tax not paid shall we?

 

[Beebo]

To be fair, I absolutely think we should be investigating Angela Rayner. I think we should add her to the queue though ahead of Lord Ashcroft who has avoided at least £110 million in tax, Jacob Rees Mogg, Ben Houchen and many many more Conservative peers and MPs.

Lets go in order of the amount of tax not paid shall we?

Yep. A tax expert said that IF she owes any tax from years ago it will only be between £3,000-£1,500. And could be nothing at all if she can off set any gains against capital improvements.

It’s a total non story. HMRC doesn’t seem bothered by it.

 

[BoldonLad]

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Shouldn’t that be in order of amount of tax evaded?

Selection of the best method to take your pension lump sum or draw down is one of many (legal) ways to avoid some tax, opening an offshore account in your dogs name, for example, is one of many forms of tax evasion.

 

[AndyRM]

I really wasn't sure where to share this, but it made me laugh. Have to admit I still think the hair bobble thing was a hoax...


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[AndyRM]

 

[Ian H]

I really wasn't sure where to share this, but it made me laugh. Have to admit I still think the hair bobble thing was a hoax...


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Personally, I think Lycett is probably behind the MPs' sexting scandal as well. It's obviously just an attempt to make them look ridiculous.

 

[AndyRM]

Personally, I think Lycett is probably behind the MPs' sexting scandal as well. It's obviously just an attempt to make them look ridiculous.

If he was I reckon he'd be a lot more salacious than those vanilla dullards are capable of.

 

[craigwend]

 

[monkers]

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