Tea?

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FishFright

Well-Known Member
Tea is drink of the gentleperson , coffee is only for fit the middle classes.
 

mudsticks

Squire
It's called Lesbian Tea at work here. By way of back-formation, black tea with milk is now Hetero Tea.

Yes but which milk..??
Soya, cow, almond or oat..

The last two make me feel ill.
The former I prefer in normalitea.

But I'm trying to wean myself back onto liking moocows milk .

So long as it's orgarnic.. :rolleyes:

All the teatime dilemmas..

The third interview question to work here - after "Are you thoroughly down with fully dismantling the patriarchy"

is

"Do you have sugar in your tea??"

If the answer is yes, then I'm afraid it's a no..
Not for health or ideological reasons .

Just cos I can't be doing with having to find the sugar..

As well as sorting out all these milk preferences..

The struggle is real...
 

The Crofted Crest

Active Member
The only reason for putting milk in tea is because the tea is too bitter. Make the tea properly (hint: no tea bags) and you will taste tea, instead of the disgutting hot slurry that gets seved in the UK.

Puts flamesuit on.
 
Thread on ignore.
Just like the other one.
You miserable sod! :tongue:


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mudsticks

Squire
The only reason for putting milk in tea is because the tea is too bitter. Make the tea properly (hint: no tea bags) and you will taste tea, instead of the disgutting hot slurry that gets seved in the UK.

Puts flamesuit on.
Tea with milk in is just nice .

It feels like some sustenance as well as a beverage - us peasants need that kind of thing.

Any bakewell tarts on the go?

Theres a couple of macaroons left, a fair amount of shortbread, and some chocolate coated chocolate biscuits left..

But I can't see them lasting the day - sorry
 

winjim

Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
In the name of all that is holy, what is this absolute abomination that fell out of the cupboard this morning when I was making drinks?
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