These have been on here already and spurred this thread, here they are again:
How does a U.S. Policeman like his coffee?
- Black, with a couple of shots in it.
And:
Apparently, according to studies, on a street, there is, on average, a paedophile living in every 1 in 3 houses.
I'm safe, I have an old woman on one side and this really cute 9 year old on the other!
So, GO!!