Wheat shortages....

[mudsticks]

Is that Theresa May running through the fields?

Crivens no.. 😳

This farm operates a strict
'All Tories must be kept on a very short leash' policy..

I do very much enjoy standing in the ryecorn with it swaying 2' above my head- it can reach over eight foot in a good year.

Quite magical.. 🌾🌾🙏🏼🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

 

[cookiemonster]

Crivens no.. 😳

This farm operates a strict
'All Tories must be kept on a very short leash' policy..

I do very much enjoy standing in the ryecorn with it swaying 2' above my head- it can reach over eight foot in a good year.

Quite magical.. 🌾🌾🙏🏼🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

I used to love doing that as a kid.

Standing in wheat fields with the wheat swaying way above my head, not running nekkid through them I may add.

 

[winjim]

I used to love doing that as a kid.

Standing in wheat fields with the wheat swaying way above my head, not running nekkid through them I may add.

She never said she was nekkid, it's your brain that's added that detail all by itself.

 

[mudsticks]

I used to love doing that as a kid.

Standing in wheat fields with the wheat swaying way above my head, not running nekkid through them I may add.

😊

One of the upsides of having a farm is I can run around nekkid as much as I like ..

Well - so long as it's health and safety appropriate

She never said she was nekkid, it's your brain that's added that detail all by itself.

No kink shaming now Jim.. 😇

 

[Ian H]

Only available for half an hour on here. You snooze, you lose.

Edit: it’s an hour.
https://ncap.cyclechat.net/threads/edit-facility.12/post-33

😊

One of the upsides of having a farm is I can run around nekkid as much as I like ..

Well - so long as it's health and safety appropriate



No kink shaming now Jim.. 😇

Wheat has ears & potatoes have eyes.

 

[newfhouse]

Wheat has ears & potatoes have eyes.

And Walls have sausages.

 

[mudsticks]

Wheat has ears & potatoes have eyes.

And thankfully neither are freaked out by the unclad human form ..😇

And Walls have sausages.

Well 'sausage type' product..
Maybe 🤔🍆🍆

 

[Fab Foodie]

Is that Theresa May running through the fields?

She was such a terribly naughty girl....

 

[BoldonLad]

She was such a terribly naughty girl....

The quiet ones often are... in my very limited experience

 

[stephec]

Crivens no.. 😳

This farm operates a strict
'All Tories must be kept on a very short leash' policy..

I do very much enjoy standing in the ryecorn with it swaying 2' above my head- it can reach over eight foot in a good year.

Quite magical.. 🌾🌾🙏🏼🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

According to certain Sunday papers some of them already pay for that.

 

[mudsticks]

According to certain Sunday papers some of them already pay for that.

I know right - or so I've heard at least ...🤔

If only I didn't have such high standards for myself, I could probs make a small fortune out of 'innovative' farm diversification...

But anyhow up .

Potential food shortages -
- no laughing matter..🙁

 

[stephec]

Our local Tesco had empty shelves in the flour section when the first lock down started, wonder if it's going to be the same again?

Mind you they ran out of Spam as well, and I wasn't able to bake my usual artisan spam loaf.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Mind you they ran out of Spam as well, and I wasn't able to bake my usual artisan spam loaf.

...you couldn't even fritter-away your spare time....

 

[The Crofted Crest]

One of the upsides of having a farm is I can run around nekkid as much as I like ..

Catch her in the rye ...

I'd watch out there, mudsticks. Holden was mixed up. Rabbie Burns actually wrote, "If a body meet a body coming through the rye", where meet is low Scots for a sexual encounter.

 

[mudsticks]

I'd watch out there, mudsticks. Holden was mixed up. Rabbie Burns actually wrote, "If a body meet a body coming through the rye", where meet is low Scots for a sexual encounter.

Fret not on my behalf, thanking ye kindly good sir..

I'm pretty well protected on all fronts..🌾🌾🌾🌾💪🏼🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾