A Stewart Lee thread for theClaud

[mudsticks]

The phone was in no state to take pics with. The security guard would corroborate but you'll have to wait until 2024 when the restraining order expires.

Ah well at least it was only t3sc0

You're not missing out on any quality victuals

 

[AuroraSaab]

I bet you like Tesco 'cos it keeps the riff raff out of Lidl.*


* copyright Alan Coren c 1980

 

[winjim]

I went to Tesco today, parked in their car park while I emptied the rubbish out of my car into their bin before its MOT, then went inside and used their toilet and I didn't even buy anything.

Fight the power.

 

[mudsticks]

I went to Tesco today, parked in their car park while I emptied the rubbish out of my car into their bin before its MOT, then went inside and used their toilet and I didn't even buy anything.

Fight the power.

It's the supermarket equivalent of going for a Maccy Pee.

I hope you gave the security guard a cheeky salute on yr way out..

 

[Ian H]

"This is the only place where they had to take down some of the flags to celebrate the jubilee"

 

[Beebo]

The BBC I player now has a 1 hour Snowflake special.
He seemed to be in a good mood and genuinely enjoying his stuff.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episo...-[GR01]-[PS_IPLAYER~N~~P_StewartLeeSnowflake]

 

[Ian H]

Something that promises to be acerbic and entertaining, if you're in the area.
https://www.lukewright.co.uk/event/spoke-xmas-special-w-joelle-taylor/

 

[theclaud]

Went to see Lee in the 'Diff last night.

 

[Ian H]

Went to see Lee in the 'Diff last night.

Does he still have a thing about Gervais? That was the one bit that didn't play well when we saw him.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Went to see Lee in the 'Diff last night.

Sorry TC, but "the 'Diff"?

Aaargh!

 

[theclaud]

Does he still have a thing about Gervais? That was the one bit that didn't play well when we saw him.

He had a dig at a few people, natch, but Gervais not amongst them this time.

 

[theclaud]

Sorry TC, but "the 'Diff"?

Aaargh!

Yng Nghaerdydd, then!

 

[Rusty Nails]

Yng Nghaerdydd, then!

Or, as the locals say, Kairdiff.

 

[Ian H]

Or, as the locals say, Kairdiff.

I was amused when, during Covid, I saw Welsh language health info referring to different English places, but with the initial mutations.

 

[Rusty Nails]

I was amused when, during Covid, I saw Welsh language health info referring to different English places, but with the initial mutations.

The Welsh NHS did struggle with those Covid mutations.