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Rusty Nails

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My dad had used punch card systems, presumably part of his work on pulsed Nuclear Magnetic Resonance (NMR) relaxation techniques to study molecular motions in polymers for his PHD research. I think he also learned COBOL and FORTRAN.

Trained initially on COBOL and Fortran but then moved to a company that used IBM 360 series and moved to BAL and PL1.
 
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Psamathe

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My dad had used punch card systems, presumably part of his work on pulsed Nuclear Magnetic Resonance (NMR) relaxation techniques to study molecular motions in polymers for his PHD research. I think he also learned COBOL and FORTRAN.
I used to use punch cards. 1st language Algol 68, then Fortran, assembler ...

We had paper tape machines though rarely used them (had to be careful with the punched out bits as H&S risk recognised even back then.
 

BoldonLad

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Just finishing off my Hovis sandwich.....

I started in 1967, on a thing called an UNIVAC 1004, it was a sort of cross between a tabulator and a computer. Input was punched cards, output was print or more punched cards. No Magnetic Tape or Disk Drives. "Programs" were done by wiring a large plugboard.

A year later, moved on to IBM360, using COBOL and BAL. Followed by a variety of hardware and software:

ICL 1900 series, COBOL and PLAN.
Honeywell something or other, COBOL.
IBM System 3? (forgotten the exact number) using RPG
DEC PDP-11 Basic, Fortran,
IBM-PC (and compatibles) Basic, PASCAL, by now using LAN (Novell, then Windows)
Apple Desktops, PASCAL, LAN
Motorola 6800 desktops which I have forgotten the trade name of, PASCAL
Windows PC, Basic, VBA, SQL-Server and all that
 
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icowden

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enjoy!, it will not last 😂

Oh I know. I've been listening to the Button Boys podcast. Their Discord is full of people talking about their first consoles or even the Commodore 64. Not a single mention of the trials we had in the 1980s trying to get a tape deck to exactly the right volume for 5 minutes to load Repton or Chuckie Egg.

i did mention that my first handheld game was Trojan Horse:
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bobzmyunkle

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Just finishing off my Hovis sandwich.....

I started in 1967, on a thing called an UNIVAC 1004, it was a sort of cross between a tabulator and a computer. Input was punched cards, output was print or more punched cards. No Magnetic Tape or Disk Drives. "Programs" were done by wiring a large plugboard.

A year later, moved on to IBM360, using COBOL and BAL. Followed by a variety of hardware and software:

ICL 1900 series, COBOL and PLAN.
Honeywell something or other, COBOL.
IBM System 3? (forgotten the exact number) using RPG
DEC PDP-11 Basic, Fortran,
IBM-PC (and compatibles) Basic, PASCAL, by now using LAN (Novell, then Windows)
Apple Desktops, PASCAL, LAN
Motorola 6800 desktops which I have forgotten the trade name of, PASCAL
Windows PC, Basic, VBA, SQL-Server and all that

No Wang or Dec VAX?
 

PurplePenguin

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This is something of a journalistic fail about AI

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/15/google-ai-recipes-food-bloggers

At its core, I am sympathetic to bloggers whose content has been stolen by AI; however, the argument that it is has been stolen, merged and made into a useless mess which consumers are perfectly content with makes little sense. It feels more likely that most consumers simply want a recipe and not a life story on a page filled with ads, and AI is able to offer this.
 
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Rusty Nails

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I wonder what the crossover is between IT nerds and cycling? I mean I know quite a few IT nerd cyclists...

I confess to being a cycling nerd, but my time working in and with IT has robbed me of desire to be an IT nerd. I am less and less interested in the workings of modern technology and only concerned with how it can help me. I don't even have a bike computer or cycling app and glaze over when people talk about them.
 
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briantrumpet

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Oh I know. I've been listening to the Button Boys podcast. Their Discord is full of people talking about their first consoles or even the Commodore 64. Not a single mention of the trials we had in the 1980s trying to get a tape deck to exactly the right volume for 5 minutes to load Repton or Chuckie Egg.

i did mention that my first handheld game was Trojan Horse:
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A friend of mine is quite famous in the gaming world for his early work composing stuff for Amiga and Commodore 64, making the most of the extreme limitations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allister_Brimble I suspect he's probably quite glad not to be at the start of his career now, with the challenge that AI will pose to creative work, and the cost-cutting instinct of the games industry.
 
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This is something of a journalistic fail about AI

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/15/google-ai-recipes-food-bloggers

At its core, I am sympathetic to bloggers whose content has been stolen by AI; however, the argument that it is has been stolen, merged and made into a useless mess which consumers are perfectly content with makes little sense. It feels more likely that most consumers simply want a recipe and not a life story on a page filled with ads, and AI is able to offer this.

Haven't all recipes been stole from somewhere?
It's usually just the presentation that is tweaked.
 
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matticus

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I confess to being a cycling nerd, but my time working in and with IT has robbed me of desire to be an IT nerd. I am less and less interested in the workings of modern technology and only concerned with how it can help me. I don't even have a bike computer or cycling app and glaze over when people talk about them.

I'm very much the same! Probably still a nerd deep down, but I just don't have the same enthusiasm for the latest tech, that I had back in the heady days as a teenager.
Back then I'd be excited about every extra Mb that some new machine was claiming; now I don't even know the memory/disk-space - let alone processor speed - of any of our devices. I have a GPS, but I struggle to remember the Model ID!
 
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briantrumpet

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I'm very much the same! Probably still a nerd deep down, but I just don't have the same enthusiasm for the latest tech, that I had back in the heady days as a teenager.
Back then I'd be excited about every extra Mb that some new machine was claiming; now I don't even know the memory/disk-space - let alone processor speed - of any of our devices. I have a GPS, but I struggle to remember the Model ID!

My first (tower) desktop had 1.2Gb, and several people wondered why I needed so much... "You'll never use all that!"
 
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