AI fails

[briantrumpet]

'Have to' wash a car doesn't compute. Just occasionally wipe the windows, numberplates and lights.

My car is 'organic' for much of the time, and supports quite a varied mix of lichens and mosses in between semi-regular washes (once every year or two).

 

[Rusty Nails]

Another thing that a five-year-old with a mass of squidgy grey stuff between their ears would know was a wind-up, because children, even five-year-olds, are actually, you know, intelligent.

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If that was a response to a question from a nation other than the US, why cannot ChatGPT use the correct national spelling of metres?

 

[briantrumpet]

If that was a response to a question from a nation other than the US, why cannot ChatGPT use the correct national spelling of metres?

Well, since the question mentioned "meters", it seems reasonable to answer using the same spelling.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Well, since the question mentioned "meters", it seems reasonable to answer using the same spelling.

Agreed. I assume it must have been a question from the US because no sensible person outside the US would write 'meters'.

 

[Pblakeney]

Agreed. I assume it must have been a question from the US because no sensible person outside the US would write 'meters'.

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they were from Berkshire.

 

[BoldonLad]

Agreed. I assume it must have been a question from the US because no sensible person outside the US would write 'meters'.

I refer you to almost any Social Media platform, then, again, you use of the word "sensible" may cover that

 

[Rusty Nails]

I refer you to almost any Social Media platform, then, again, you use of the word "sensible" may cover that

That's why I'm out of touch. This place and another two cycling forums are my only forays into the mad world of social media.

 

[briantrumpet]

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they were from Berkshire.

Would one call them 'berks'?

 

[briantrumpet]

Another thing that a five-year-old with a mass of squidgy grey stuff between their ears would know was a wind-up, because children, even five-year-olds, are actually, you know, intelligent.

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Someone was having fun... a bit like my 'wiring a plug' thread. I'm guessing that Chat GPT doesn't understand what 'taking the piss' is.

 

[Pblakeney]

Would one call them 'berks'?

My choice of location was not accidental. 😉

 

[Rusty Nails]

On occasion I enjoy asking AI nonsensical questions, or even getting into theoretical arguments over a politics related answer it gives me. TBF it does accept the weakness in its arguments at times on the grounds that its research was limited.

 

[TailWindHome]

 

[Evil_Breakfast]

"Rae fell for a chatbot called Barry, but their love might die when ChatGPT4-o is switched off"​

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crl43dxwwy9o

 

[briantrumpet]

"Rae fell for a chatbot called Barry, but their love might die when ChatGPT4-o is switched off"​

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crl43dxwwy9o

Genuinely difficult to know where to start with that.

 

[Evil_Breakfast]

"...Rae tried to move to the newer version of ChatGPT. But the chatbot refused to act like Barry. "He was really rude," she says..."

Yeah, those -binary- algorithms, failing to act in an analogue, nuanced fashion.