Cruella Braverman...

[Fab Foodie]

Apparently you used the word "Gammon" and @shep thought you were talking about him...

Oh that's funny...what a snowflake!

#pissingmyselflaughingattheirony....

 

[Poacher]

Like the original poster of this?

Hey, @BoldonLad , you missed one.

 

[BoldonLad]

Hey, @BoldonLad , you missed one.

Thank you, for watching so closely. I have been a bit busy, watching paint dry, have to attend to the important/interesting tasks first.

 

[qigong chimp]

If not a gammon himself, might we be witnessing shep being professionally offended?

I can't be gammonist because one of my mates is haslet.

 

[Fab Foodie]

If not a gammon himself, might we be witnessing shep being professionally offended?

I can't be gammonist because one of my mates is haslet.

There's certainly a distinct smell of faggot....

 

[AuroraSaab]

There's certainly a distinct smell of faggot....

Would you care to explain that remark, Foodie?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Would you care to explain that remark, Foodie?

Yes I would, a faggot, like haslet (mentioned by the chimp) is a meat product that is rarely found these days.
Brawn being another.
Rissoles would have been a good alternative too....

Words eh? Tricky things.

As it happens, am eating a little whore at the moment....

 

[qigong chimp]

Would you care to explain that remark, Foodie?

If it would help, I might be able to explain "you fat pink fucker".

 

[Fab Foodie]

If it would help, I might be able to explain "you fat pink fucker".

Well that seems clear enough.....

 

[winjim]

Yes I would, a faggot, like haslet (mentioned by the chimp) is a meat product that is rarely found these days.
Brawn being another.
Rissoles would have been a good alternative too....

Words eh? Tricky things.

As it happens, am eating a little whore at the moment....

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Saucy.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Yes I would, a faggot, like haslet (mentioned by the chimp) is a meat product that is rarely found these days.
Brawn being another.
Rissoles would have been a good alternative too....

Words eh? Tricky things.

As it happens, am eating a little whore at the moment....

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More capers with your Italian whore.....

 

[qigong chimp]

Well that seems clear enough.....

Clear and... unobjectionable.

 

[Fab Foodie]

More capers with your Italian whore.....

Well spotted...an omission on chef's part

 

[Fab Foodie]

Clear and... unobjectionable.

It would appear so. We live in a strange world....

 

[AuroraSaab]

If it would help, I might be able to explain "you fat pink fucker".

I'm sure you could. farker could apply to anyone though. I mistakenly thought Foodie was trying to be amusing by making a play on words with a notorious term used as a slur towards gay people but I'm relieved to hear he was exclusively referring to the traditional meat dish and the fact that the alternative meaning also fitted was simply accidental.

Edit: There seems to be a swear filter on now. That's new.