Cruella Braverman...

[Fab Foodie]

'Gammons '

You looked in the mirror lately, you fat, pink f**ker.

I'm sure you could. farker could apply to anyone though. I mistakenly thought Foodie was trying to be amusing by making a play on words with a notorious term used as a slur towards gay people but I'm relieved to hear he was exclusively referring to the traditional meat dish and the fact that the alternative meaning also fitted was simply accidental.

Edit: There seems to be a swear filter on now. That's new.

I think you might have grasped the wrong end if the stick here.
It might just appear that you are condoning directly insulting somebody by calling them a pink fat farker for no good reason as acceptable discourse on NACA....

 

[AuroraSaab]

I wasn't. And neither were you calling someone a faggot, because you were actually talking about meat of course. I welcome your new found concern for what constitutes acceptable discourse on NACA though.

 

[Deleted member 28]

If not a gammon himself, might we be witnessing shep being professionally offended?

I can't be gammonist because one of my mates is haslet.

More of a 'professional pi*s taker of wokies '.

 

[jowwy]

Yes I would, a faggot, like haslet (mentioned by the chimp) is a meat product that is rarely found these days.
Brawn being another.
Rissoles would have been a good alternative too....

Words eh? Tricky things.

As it happens, am eating a little whore at the moment....

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are you cooking for the dog.....if so, i would throw it away, cause i wouldn't feed that to a pig

 

[Bazzer]

Yes I would, a faggot, like haslet (mentioned by the chimp) is a meat product that is rarely found these days.
Brawn being another.
Rissoles would have been a good alternative too....

Ooh Lincolnshire haslet.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Ooh Lincolnshire haslet.

Loverly!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I wasn't. And neither were you calling someone a faggot, because you were actually talking about meat of course. I welcome your new found concern for what constitutes acceptable discourse on NACA though.

Thanks, for clearing that up, I'll start using direct and unprovoked insults towards other members as that seems to be OK.

 

[C R]

Patel doesn't want to be outdone by Braverman in the callousness stakes, so sends a Christmas card where she is depicted as a fairy magicking refugees to Rwanda.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-card-rwanda-deportations-fairy-b2248865.html

 

[icowden]

Patel doesn't want to be outdone by Braverman in the callousness stakes, so sends a Christmas card where she is depicted as a fairy magicking refugees to Rwanda.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-card-rwanda-deportations-fairy-b2248865.html

Except she hasn't really. The card does depict her as a fairy casting a spell but the spell is not specific. There are baubles on the tree stating things like Rwanda, 20000 more police, National Security, Beating Crime Plan, Victim Support. There are therefore different interpretations of the card. I think she is suggesting that she has magicked all of the things she wanted to do for Boris as a Christmas present.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Except she hasn't really. The card does depict her as a fairy casting a spell but the spell is not specific. There are baubles on the tree stating things like Rwanda, 20000 more police, National Security, Beating Crime Plan, Victim Support. There are therefore different interpretations of the card. I think she is suggesting that she has magicked all of the things she wanted to do for Boris as a Christmas present.

In any case (and we are having plenty of debates on NACA about the meaning of things), it seems incredibly poor taste (and up yer own rissole) in the so-called 'Season of good will'....

 

[C R]

Except she hasn't really. The card does depict her as a fairy casting a spell but the spell is not specific. There are baubles on the tree stating things like Rwanda, 20000 more police, National Security, Beating Crime Plan, Victim Support. There are therefore different interpretations of the card. I think she is suggesting that she has magicked all of the things she wanted to do for Boris as a Christmas present.

It does include the Rwanda policy.

 

[icowden]

It does include the Rwanda policy.

It includes a bauble with the word Rwanda. It does not depict her magically sending refugees to Rwanda.

 

[C R]

It includes a bauble with the word Rwanda. It does not depict her magically sending refugees to Rwanda.

As @Fab Foodie said, it is the optics, she shows herself as magicking a policy that ends up with refugees in Rwanda. She rejoices in her own callousness.

 

[Fab Foodie]

It includes a bauble with the word Rwanda. It does not depict her magically sending refugees to Rwanda.

One might ask why specifically Rwanda, there is no bauble for say, Nigeria or the sufferers in Somalia or any other number of countries....

 

[Deleted member 49]

It really is pretty sick as a xmas card ffs