Donald I, emperor of the world.
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CXRAndy
Epic Member
briantrumpet
Timewaster
This is the interesting thing now about Trump's cognitive decline: I don't think he knows he's making shit up, it's just what his brain does to feed his narcissism. There's no gain in his making up this lie about Sharpies.
Pinno718
Legendary Member
Give him a jigsaw ffs.
secretsqirrel
Über Member
His carers keep him away from things like scissors, knives and anything pointy that can cause harm. When he reaches out for them they say “You can have this one, it is a sharpie.”
UglyWithaSidePart
Regular
Anyone who has seen the decline of a family member or friend through dementia knows the signs all too well.
Mr Celine
Senior Member
Make sure it's plugged in and has a nice sharp blade.
AndyRM
Elder Goth
As an aside, when I watched the first (and best/cleverest) Saw film with my good lady her initial response was "That's it? There's only one saw?"
Which is fair enough I suppose.
Mr Celine
Senior Member
Actually he's been given a jigsaw puzzle before and proudly announced that he finished it in only two days. It said three to five years on the box.
Blazing Saddles
Well-Known Member
His golf jollies have so far cost the US taxpayers over $100 million, which is already two thirds of the €150 million he blew for his entire first term.
Beebo
Legendary Member
I suspect the fact that people keep trying to shoot him on the golf course has knock the cost up a bit.
Pinno718
Legendary Member
Yes but look at all the money he has brought in from tariffs and how great he stock market is at 50 thousand and how the cost of living is down and gas is cheap. He's done so much for the country, I think he has the right to play golf 5 days a week because without him, America wouldn't be what it is now because if the Democrats were in, it would be destroyed as they let all the illegal gangs and rapists in who were murdering people in the street and eating cats and dogs, I mean look at how peaceful Washington since he sorted the crime out that sleepy Joe ignored and how beautiful that ballroom is going to be. I mean, for 500 years the Whitehouse has always needed a ballroom which he signed it off with a Sharpie - the best pen ever invented.
Shut up piggy,. You know Blazing Saddles - you're just the worst forum commentator ever, they should revoke your membership, you're such a horrible guy.
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Pinno718
Legendary Member
Indeed. I mean, did you see how he shanked that bunker shot on the 5th?
