First Aspect
Senior Member
I'm pretty sure there are studies that show a correlation between swearing and intelligence. But what the fück do I know.
Donald I, emperor of the world.
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I'm pretty sure there are studies that show a correlation between swearing and intelligence. But what the fück do I know.
Ian H
Squire
'Prim'. That's the word I was searching for. Hyacinth Bucket kind of thing.
Trump reiterates calls for Gaza ceasefire after saying a truce could be secured within a week
Why does Trump keep doing this? If he wanted it to finish he could end it today, call Netanyahu and "War ends by midnight". Continually "calling for" and being ignored allows the atrocities to continue and makes it look like he's being ignored.
(OK, he could be a bit gentler "Ceasefire by midnight, war end negotiated by day after").
Ian
Why does Trump keep doing this? If he wanted it to finish he could end it today, call Netanyahu and "War ends by midnight". Continually "calling for" and being ignored allows the atrocities to continue and makes it look like he's being ignored.
(OK, he could be a bit gentler "Ceasefire by midnight, war end negotiated by day after").
Ian
Pblakeney
Well-Known Member
That is because he is being ignored.
Pinno718
Active Member
Bollox.
Pinno718
Active Member
More bollox with added inverted aggression.
Pinno718
Active Member
What's this - Malory towers?
Awfully awfully gosh...
I am sorry but I am not going to pull punches. I made my points. I qualified them. I didn't simply use swear words as adjectives in isolation.
That Donald Trump man is an unscrupulous politician who needs to be reigned in and...
Sod that. The bloke is a f*cking @rsehole. Repetitive, vicarious descriptive prose and an endless listing of faults, discrepancies and misdemeanours is a pointless waste of time.
CXRAndy
Legendary Member
It isn't me starting to get hot under the collar.
You need to learn to be calm or it will result in your early demise through unnecessary stress
Pinno718
Active Member
It isn't me starting to get hot under the collar.
You need to learn to be calm or it will result in your early demise through unnecessary stress
Bollox
orraloon
You wot?
I have on intention of visiting Trumpistan any time soon so happy to pass on this tale. Not my creation, oh der Führer.
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Donald Trump has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Donald thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Barack Obama and a large pool of water. Barack kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," Donald said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and it would ruin my hair. I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was George Bush with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. all he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got his problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Donald.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Donald saw Bill Clinton , lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Donald looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said......."OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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Donald Trump has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Donald thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Barack Obama and a large pool of water. Barack kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," Donald said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and it would ruin my hair. I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was George Bush with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. all he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got his problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Donald.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Donald saw Bill Clinton , lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Donald looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said......."OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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C R
Guru
I remember reading something similar during the 80s, not sure where, Readers Digest maybe, but in there the one making the choice was Brezhnev.
First Aspect
Senior Member
I KNEW you were ignoring me.
Bazzer
Senior Member
And the mango Mussolini is attempting to cut the budget of the statistical agency in his proposed bill, so information like this cannot be reported.
