Xipe Totec
Something nasty in the woodshed
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Perhaps, after the release of an Epstein email strongly hinting that the future Wotsit Hitler may have somehow mistaken Bill Clinton's penis for a pink, veiny drinking straw (and the years-old rumour that a video exists of Trump performing fellatio on a gentleman - who may or may not be Slick Willie), maybe we can expect to see a red-faced, sweating Donnie declaiming "I did NOT have sexual relations with that man!!!"

Trump is going on TV at 9.45pm tonight for one of his bigly important announcements and speculation is rampant over what he is going to announce.
Perhaps Satan's butt baby is imminent. Perhaps he'll announce his undying love for VD Vance, perhaps they'll release Cartman.
Perhaps, after the release of an Epstein email strongly hinting that the future Wotsit Hitler may have somehow mistaken Bill Clinton's penis for a pink, veiny drinking straw (and the years-old rumour that a video exists of Trump performing fellatio on a gentleman - who may or may not be Slick Willie), maybe we can expect to see a red-faced, sweating Donnie declaiming "I did NOT have sexual relations with that man!!!"

