Donald I, emperor of the world.

[Ian H]

You're stringing this out, aren't you? BTW, will I find you on the bridge, reading a scroll?

Give it a rest.

 

[briantrumpet]

Give it a rest.

C'mon, take it on the chin, man!

 

[briantrumpet]

Prize for anyone who can come up with a third shared pun between stringed instruments and boats... bow, bridge, and...?

 

[Ian H]

C'mon, take it on the chin, man!

I might get my beard caught in its tailpiece.

 

[Ian H]

...the dog-like coital lock in which Netanyahu has trapped Trump.
[Politico]

 

[briantrumpet]

I might get my beard caught in its tailpiece.

Better than getting it trapped in a codpiece.

 

[secretsqirrel]

Prize for anyone who can come up with a third shared pun between stringed instruments and boats... bow, bridge, and...?

sadly couldn’t find the ships f-hole if you were looking for a rib tickler.

 

[Ian H]

sadly couldn’t find the ships f-hole if you were looking for a rib tickler.

I'm sure you could fiddle it.

 

[secretsqirrel]

I'm sure you could fiddle it.

that takes guts