Donald I, emperor of the world.

[Pblakeney]

Messi has retired (again) from international football. They're gonna have to rebuild, but could make a couple teams out of what they have.

Not sure that you got my point.

 

[Pross]

The price of ketchup's just gone up by several points.

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Netanyahu and Trump are unhappy so I’m assuming, having not previously been aware of her, that this has been a good decision.

Trump is threatening sanctions against the ICC. Not quite sure how that works but I’m hoping that at some point he finds himself in front of them.

 

[FishFright]

Can anyone explain the difference between the current US and an authoritarian despotic regime?

I've given up trying.

 

[secretsqirrel]

Can anyone explain the difference between the current US and an authoritarian despotic regime?

That’s a trick question like “What would Trump do different if he was a Russian asset?”.

 

[AndyRM]

Not sure that you got my point.

Apparently not.

Although I'm not sure you got mine either.

 

[Pblakeney]

Apparently not.

Although I'm not sure you got mine either.

You listed Argentina as a host nation twice.

 

[Dorset Boy]

You listed Argentina as a host nation twice.

He confused Uruguay with the Argentina 2nd team, neither of who play anything remotely like football

 

[AndyRM]

You listed Argentina as a host nation twice.

My mistake, it should have been Uruguay.

I get your point now though.

 

[briantrumpet]

Maybe The Onion shouldn't have done this six months ago.

https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainment/

In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “For too long, weak-on-fun Democrats have prevented our country from exercising this beloved tradition of murdering for enjoyment,” said acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, claiming the practice was also a far cheaper and more efficient method of amusement than lethal injection. “Capital punishment with actual guns and bullets acts as a natural deterrent for boredom when it is carried in front of millions of thrilled, screaming Americans. Firing squads are going to completely expedite the delight and euphoria that are often slow in death penalty cases, with some inmates being forced to wait years before their death provides amusement for a cheering crowd.” Blanche added that the Justice Department was also considering reestablishing state electrocutions for a one-night-only exclusive livestream on YouTube.