Gulf War No.37: Iranistan

[UglyWithaSidePart]

In 20 years time we'll be regaling the younger generations about these times, problem is they might not believe it.
Looks like he's even starting to lose the republican voters, since all they care about is GaS PrICe$!

PS check out some of his nicknames for other politicians, some of them are actually funny, in a mad way https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump
Ron DeSanctimonious is my favourite.

 

[Pblakeney]

DON'T PANIC!

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"Whatever you do, don't mention the war!"

 

[briantrumpet]

Looks like he's even starting to lose the republican voters, since all they care about is GaS PrICe$!

Just wait till egg prices go up too. That's why they elected him the first place. Oh, and not starting any wars abroad.

It's all going so terribly well, dontcha think?

 

[UglyWithaSidePart]

Just wait till egg prices go up too. That's why they elected him the first place. Oh, and not starting any wars abroad.

It's all going so terribly well, dontcha think?

"So Grandad, why did the USA kill all those children in Iran?"
"Well Susy, eggs were expensive and a bad man promised to make them cheap again and people voted for him"
FFS.

 

[briantrumpet]

"So Grandad, why did the USA kill all those children in Iran?"
"Well Susy, eggs were expensive and a bad man promised to make them cheap again and people voted for him"
FFS.

That's pretty much it.

 

[briantrumpet]

You can trust Andrew Neil to have a good take.

 

[briantrumpet]

Ha, this sounds extremely probable. The President's Brain Is Missing.

 

[UglyWithaSidePart]

Imagine defending that. We know at least one person here does. Idiocracy.

 

[briantrumpet]

"Hey, we've completely fucked up. How about everyone else chips in to sort out the predictable clusterfuck we've created?"

 

[UglyWithaSidePart]

"Hey, we've completely fucked up. How about everyone else chips in to sort out the predictable clusterfuck we've created?"

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I wonder how the insurers of these huge vessels feel about that.

 

[BoldonLad]

"Hey, we've completely fucked up. How about everyone else chips in to sort out the predictable clusterfuck we've created?"

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Didn't Donnie say that the US Navy were going to escort ships through the Straits of Hormuz?

He has all of those powerful vessels assembled there, it would be a shame not to use them, to their full potential, wouldn't it?

 

[Pblakeney]

"We don't need anybody."
Oops!

 

[All uphill]

He was happy to let other people get killed in Vietnam, why wouldn't he let other countries do the painful stuff in the Straits of Hormuz (soon to be renamed the Widths of Trump)

 

[Pblakeney]

This meme will never die. Donnie -

 

[Beebo]

Ok. Who had lifting Russian oil sanctions on their bingo card?

Im old enough to remember US navy seals boarding a ghost tanker at sea to stop them selling oil.