Gulf War No.37: Iranistan

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icowden

Pharaoh
Yeah, it stays open and the US is charging 20% to protect it according to Trump.

'dis is a nice trade channel ya got here... it'd be shame if anytink happened to it, ya know.
I tells ya what - me and the boys here - we'll keep it niiiiice and safe for a modest 20% of your take.
Listen - Big Donnie wants to keep you guys safe - dat's all. You wouldn't want to upset big Donnie now...
Lotta missiles around here - things could go boom bang a boom real easy...
 

BoldonLad

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'dis is a nice trade channel ya got here... it'd be shame if anytink happened to it, ya know.
I tells ya what - me and the boys here - we'll keep it niiiiice and safe for a modest 20% of your take.
Listen - Big Donnie wants to keep you guys safe - dat's all. You wouldn't want to upset big Donnie now...
Lotta missiles around here - things could go boom bang a boom real easy...

Are you suggesting that the POTUS is running a Protection Racket? 😂
 
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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Timewaster
The principle of a free market is competition.

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Pblakeney

Squire
We must all try to remember that this is a new war starting now. It couldn’t possibly be a continuation of the war from last week as that would have legal implications.
How many wars has Donnie started now?
 
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Rusty Nails

Country Member
The Mafia were ahead of their time with this protection racket lark.

I had a friend who bought a holiday home in Southern Italy a long time ago. He was ‘persuaded’ to buy insurance from some local good citizens to make sure no damage was done by anyone to his house while he was back in Wales.
 
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