NACA Political Jokes Page

[Stevo 666]

When did calling out lame jokes become a sign of being offended?

Since the last two people I invited to post something funny wouldn't or couldn't, it's your turn. Amuse us, if you can...

 

[AndyRM]

 

[monkers]

Since the last two people I invited to post something funny wouldn't or couldn't, it's your turn. Amuse us, if you can...

With you that makes three of us failing then. If you want the King of the Failures Crown, just take it, it's yours.

 

[All uphill]

Give the bloke a chance. He’s got a reputation to build in the new school, and he’s in a hurry.

He's more troll than droll...

 

[Stevo 666]

With you that makes three of us failing then. If you want the King of the Failures Crown, just take it, it's yours.

Still running away, I guess you're just not up to it. I'd better carry on.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Last week I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and was arrested for assault.

This week I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

 

[monkers]

 

[midlandsgrimpeur]

What's the difference between Elon Musk and God?

God doesn't think they're Elon Musk*

*you can easily insert Trump or any other Trumpian loon into this joke.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

What's the difference between Elon Musk and God?

God doesn't think they're Elon Musk*

*you can easily insert Trump or any other Trumpian loon into this joke.

Surgeons? 😂

 

[midlandsgrimpeur]

Surgeons? 😂

Quite possibly a number of professions that may fit, football pundit also springs to mind!

 

[Ian H]

Quite possibly a number of professions that may fit, football pundit also springs to mind!

Football pundits and managers have a particular holy place which they regularly invoke. It's called the Boydon Well.

 

[Beebo]

Football pundits and managers have a particular holy place which they regularly invoke. It's called the Boydon Well.

Definitely heard the same joke with Brian clough.

 

[midlandsgrimpeur]

Definitely heard the same joke with Brian clough.

There is an old Brian Clough joke; what's the difference between a Leeds United fan and a Jehova's Witness? A Leeds United fan rings your doorbell and tells you to f*** off.

 

[matticus]

Football pundits and managers have a particular holy place which they regularly invoke. It's called the Boydon Well.

Pretty good. I knew you had it in you.

When the pressure's on , you always give 110% ;-)

 

[Mr Celine]

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The NCAP part of this forum's name is an abbreviation for News, Current Affairs and Politics.

Has Ms Abbott been active in current affairs or in the news recently?

If she hasn't, please repost your 'joke' in the thread in Cafe on the CC main site.


As you're new here I'll give you an example of a news and current affairs political joke -

You should get the joke, I find that xenophobes tend to have a thing about WWII.