NACA Political Jokes Page

[monkers]

But the matches on the left won, didn't they?

I was going to say ''they thought they had'' and then I realised my error, so I didn't.

 

[C R]

'Winning' seems to mean nit-picking and shít-posting until others lose interest, then declaring you've won. It's slightly amusing once or twice, but tedious after a while.

Yes, it is rather like playing chess with a pigeon.

 

[Ian H]

Yes, it is rather like playing chess with a pigeon.

Coo!

 

[Stevo 666]

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I guess that's a top tip for Brian and Brexit 😉

 

[Stevo 666]

Yes, it is rather like playing chess with a pigeon.

Do you do lessons in how to be condescending? Could be a nice little earner for you. Same goes for Ian H 🙂

 

[Stevo 666]

This was inevitable, I'm surprised Jaguar outlasted the advertiser


View: https://x.com/Rothmus/status/1923708704102207918?t=pF8nA4kOYO9Sgoe0znosTw&s=19

That ad did seem to be Jaguar's 'Bud Light' moment, judging by the amount of piss taking it generated.

 

[monkers]

Do you do lessons in how to be condescending? Could be a nice little earner for you. Same goes for Ian H 🙂

How little you seem to understand about the nature of pigeons. That does seem to fit though with the nature of the sea lion.

 

[Stevo 666]

How little you seem to understand about the nature of pigeons. That does seem to fit though with the nature of the sea lion.

Recall you mentioning that you were a teacher. Was being condescending your specialist subject?

 

[monkers]

Recall you mentioning that you were a teacher. Was being condescending your specialist subject?

It's the jokes page you bell end! You didn't expect a joke?

 

[Stevo 666]

It's the jokes page you bell end!

I was just posting a few jokes then some leftie bellends jumped in and started getting a bit tetchy, so don't blame me.

Now calm down dearie

 

[monkers]

I was just posting a few jokes then some leftie bellends jumped in and started getting a bit tetchy, so don't blame me.

Now calm down dearie

There's unintended irony on your part. Here you are feeling that you are being amusing - saying that lefties have no sense of humour.

But then here you are on a jokes page, not even recognising jokes made as jokes.

Ironic then that the two moronic members on the forum form a tag team of bragging about how much more successful they are than lefties, but fill these pages with the most shite contributions. Just to review your recent contributions to a jokes thread it looks like this ...

Are you by any chance a civil servant?

OK, just wondering what triggered you there.

Good try, but you felt the need to reply to a bit of humour I posted.

It definitely worked on you.

Credit to you for trying to look like you aren't bothered. Better luck next time.

Interestingly, the normal reaction of non-triggered lefties to my humour is not to reply.

There you go, replying again

Being baffled is normally driven by IQ.

I rest my case.

Usually when you were losing the argument, so it was quite frequent

Unlike some on here, I resist the temptation to comment on unfunny jokes

Now, now Bob - if you don't have anything nice to say...

Probably more case of you and Bobz wishing it so. Too bad

In your humble opinion...sounds like bollox to me. But what's new from you?

I guess that's a top tip for Brian and Brexit

Do you do lessons in how to be condescending? Could be a nice little earner for you. Same goes for Ian H

That ad did seem to be Jaguar's 'Bud Light' moment, judging by the amount of piss taking it generated.

Recall you mentioning that you were a teacher. Was being condescending your specialist subject?

I was just posting a few jokes then some leftie bellends jumped in and started getting a bit tetchy, so don't blame me.

Now calm down dearie

You've demonstrated that you can do snark but have no actual gift for humour. More than that actual humour clearly goes straight over your head.

Be honest - your existence is just to taunt people who you know to have more talent than you.

Maybe leave the humour to those with more of a feel for it and just go back to taunting lefties with your faux accounts of great success in other places.

 

[briantrumpet]

 

[Stevo 666]

There's unintended irony on your part. Here you are feeling that you are being amusing - saying that lefties have no sense of humour.

But then here you are on a jokes page, not even recognising jokes made as jokes.

Ironic then that the two moronic members on the forum form a tag team of bragging about how much more successful they are than lefties, but fill these pages with the most shite contributions. Just to review your recent contributions to a jokes thread it looks like this ...



You've demonstrated that you can do snark but have no actual gift for humour. More than that actual humour clearly goes straight over your head.

Be honest - your existence is just to taunt people who you know to have more talent than you.

Maybe leave the humour to those with more of a feel for it and just go back to taunting lefties with your faux accounts of great success in other places.

"...People I know have more talent than me"

Have some sugar with your tea, because you sound very bitter.

 

[monkers]

"...People I know have more talent than me"

Have some sugar with your tea, because you sound very bitter.

No just bored with self-aggrandising braggers who want to punch down on anyone they perceive has having less money than them. There's two of you pricks tag-teaming on here now.

While in retirement I still pay higher rate tax, my income comes from four different streams, not that it's any of your business. My partner earns about twice what I would be paid if still in my last job, so together we pay our contribution.

But to remind you again, this is the jokes page, and not humourless Steevos own bitch page which is what happens to every thread you jump on.

 

[Stevo 666]

No just bored with self-aggrandising braggers who want to punch down on anyone they perceive has having less money than them. There's two of you pricks tag-teaming on here now.

While in retirement I still pay higher rate tax, my income comes from four different streams, not that it's any of your business. My partner earns about twice what I would be paid if still in my last job, so together we pay our contribution.

Who's bragging now?

Bloody champagne socialists...