NACA Political Jokes Page

[Ian H]

Well, not political, but definitely not suitable for Cycle Chat...

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"Avian onanism"
The activity was sometimes accompanied by wing flapping and vocalisations not typically heard from the birds. Asked if they showed any signs of self-loathing or Catholic guilt, Heys thought not. “I don’t want to say satisfied, but they do look different after they finish. It’s obviously doing something for them.”

 

[Poacher]

 

[C R]

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Just a technical quibble, Megadeth are not death metal by a long way.

 

[Shortfall]

View: https://twitter.com/OldGassy1984/status/2061117900761518256?s=19

 

[briantrumpet]

Just a technical quibble, Megadeth are not death metal by a long way.

Nagging headache metal?

 

[Ian H]

Just a technical quibble, Megadeth are not death metal by a long way.

Deaf metal?

 

[C R]

Nagging headache metal?

Deaf metal?

Filistines the both of you.

 

[briantrumpet]

Filistines the both of you.

Phyllis Tine had very good taste in music, I'll have you know. Greatly misunderstood.

 

[Ian H]

Filistines the both of you.

Phyllis Tine had very good taste in music, I'll have you know. Greatly misunderstood.

I'm afraid I like jazz. Not only that but I like all kinds of jazz. I don't even have a particular genre that I hate (which means I can't call myself a proper jazz enthusiast, because they always have a style they detest - for my father it was bebop). And other stuff. I'm sure* that, if I searched hard enough, I could find some folk music that I liked.


*almost

 

[briantrumpet]

I'm afraid I like jazz. Not only that but I like all kinds of jazz. I don't even have a particular genre that I hate (which means I can't call myself a proper jazz enthusiast, because they always have a style they detest - for my father it was bebop). And other stuff. I'm sure* that, if I searched hard enough, I could find some folk music that I liked.


*almost

Maybe this North Carolina resident is into jazz, or folk music.

 

[briantrumpet]

How did I miss this one? Perfect in every aspect.

 

[Ian H]

I'm afraid I like jazz. Not only that but I like all kinds of jazz. I don't even have a particular genre that I hate (which means I can't call myself a proper jazz enthusiast, because they always have a style they detest - for my father it was bebop). And other stuff. I'm sure* that, if I searched hard enough, I could find some folk music that I liked.


*almost

Though, if I had to choose one of the eight, it would be Beethoven.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I'm afraid I like jazz. Not only that but I like all kinds of jazz. I don't even have a particular genre that I hate (which means I can't call myself a proper jazz enthusiast, because they always have a style they detest - for my father it was bebop).

Have you tried Jazz+Jazz=Jazz?


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kB_buzz8Veg

 

[C R]

I'm afraid I like jazz. Not only that but I like all kinds of jazz. I don't even have a particular genre that I hate (which means I can't call myself a proper jazz enthusiast, because they always have a style they detest - for my father it was bebop). And other stuff. I'm sure* that, if I searched hard enough, I could find some folk music that I liked.


*almost

This will probably irritate you some, then. Folk  and metal at the same time.

View: https://youtu.be/COrbKRd7eVM?si=bpjkqqV5_LAROPVu

 

[AndyRM]

Filistines the both of you.

I try really hard to separate the art from the artist , but Dave Mustaine truly is a bellend, even if some Megadeth albums are absolute classics. Probably more than Metallica when I think about it, which is pretty funny.

He refused to take Megadeth to a festival in Greece, if Greek metal pioneers Rotting Christ we're playing.

Guess who pulled out?