Hope you aren't being portentious with this Brian.
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....Brian?
Ah he's not dead yet. A "my name is Brian Trumpet and I live in Topaham" lanyard will be safe for the time being.
....perhaps we could put a plaque to Brian, on a bench?
If someone could put some shrivelled flowers by it in a jam jar too, so everyone gets morbid as they walk past, also wondering "Who the fuck was that, and why has he got a bench and dead flowers?", that'd be much appreciated.
Actually, it wouldn't be appreciated, as I'll be dead, and no-one else will care either.
I could walk my dog past it every night, and let him "leave a message" ....
If someone could put some shrivelled flowers by it in a jam jar too, so everyone gets morbid as they walk past, also wondering "Who the fuck was that, and why has he got a bench and dead flowers?", that'd be much appreciated.
Actually, it wouldn't be appreciated, as I'll be dead, and no-one else will care either.
I can imagine...
Brian? Brian? Who the f is Brian? 😂