matticus
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We're mocking the politicians - not the dead, you fúckwit.
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We're mocking the politicians - not the dead, you fúckwit.
matticus
Guru
Brilliant.
That collage has been all over twitter, but I can't ID the original source. Never mind ...
My favourite was on bottom-right: "It's terrible that a cameraman would impose himself on this man's grief."
Beebo
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It’s nice to see Fabricant wearing his toned down solemn remembrance wig, instead of his ridiculous bunga bunga party wig.
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Fab Foodie
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extre...ng (also called EI,and iron items of clothing.
I'd be looking for somebody with a starched collar....
Bazzer
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I've seen it underwater; in swimming pools and much deeper (<25m) in open water. A bit of fun, although with the potential for matters to go awry very quickly.
mudsticks
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Maybe this is related.. 🤔
Too much spray starch??
It's from ages ago, but it such a good one I had to go back round the block to take a picture..
It's up there with
"Shed broken into - nothing was stolen"
in terms of small town inconsequential 'news'.
Ian H
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A friend of mine was the editor back in the days when it had local staff. He has amusing stories.
monkers
Legendary Member
Oi .. leave our art installations alone.
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Beebo
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I just stumbled across this lovely prose on Rightmove.
I think that they are either drunk or they’ve been using ChatGBT, as whilst it’s a perfectly nice property is only a 2 bedroom bungalow in SE London
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“Nestled within a tranquil enclave, this enchanting 2-bedroom semi-detached bungalow stands as a testament to timeless beauty and meticulous care. From the moment you set foot through the gate, a sense of awe envelopes you, as the impeccable condition of this residence beckons you closer.
The bungalow, thoughtfully extended to capture the essence of a sunlit sanctuary, boasts an ethereal sitting/dining room that basks in the gentle caress of sunlight. With walls adorned in hues that mirror the warmth of a summer's embrace, this space is a canvas for moments of togetherness and laughter, where stories are woven over shared meals and stolen glances.
Step further, and you'll find a haven of rejuvenation - a shower room, a testament to both practicality and sophistication. A symphony of functionality and style, it's a retreat where each detail has been chosen with discerning care, invoking a sense of serenity with every visit.
Two resplendent double bedrooms stand as private sanctuaries, each a haven of rest and tranquility. Their design embraces both form and function, offering a seamless blend of comfort and aesthetics, ready to cradle dreams and create mornings filled with promise.
The heart of this home lies in the spacious lounge, a gateway that leads to the captivating sitting/dining room. As you step across the threshold, the seamless flow between these spaces becomes evident, a testament to the thoughtful design that allows conversations to drift effortlessly from room to room, creating an ever-present sense of connection.
As you venture outside, the boundaries between nature and design blur into a symphony of botanical wonder. The stunning mature garden invites you to explore its secrets, an orchestra of colors and scents that dance with the wind. A garage stands as a sentinel, offering both storage and utility, while ample parking for three vehicles welcomes loved ones and visitors alike.”
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138504596#/?channel=RES_BUY
I think that they are either drunk or they’ve been using ChatGBT, as whilst it’s a perfectly nice property is only a 2 bedroom bungalow in SE London
.
“Nestled within a tranquil enclave, this enchanting 2-bedroom semi-detached bungalow stands as a testament to timeless beauty and meticulous care. From the moment you set foot through the gate, a sense of awe envelopes you, as the impeccable condition of this residence beckons you closer.
The bungalow, thoughtfully extended to capture the essence of a sunlit sanctuary, boasts an ethereal sitting/dining room that basks in the gentle caress of sunlight. With walls adorned in hues that mirror the warmth of a summer's embrace, this space is a canvas for moments of togetherness and laughter, where stories are woven over shared meals and stolen glances.
Step further, and you'll find a haven of rejuvenation - a shower room, a testament to both practicality and sophistication. A symphony of functionality and style, it's a retreat where each detail has been chosen with discerning care, invoking a sense of serenity with every visit.
Two resplendent double bedrooms stand as private sanctuaries, each a haven of rest and tranquility. Their design embraces both form and function, offering a seamless blend of comfort and aesthetics, ready to cradle dreams and create mornings filled with promise.
The heart of this home lies in the spacious lounge, a gateway that leads to the captivating sitting/dining room. As you step across the threshold, the seamless flow between these spaces becomes evident, a testament to the thoughtful design that allows conversations to drift effortlessly from room to room, creating an ever-present sense of connection.
As you venture outside, the boundaries between nature and design blur into a symphony of botanical wonder. The stunning mature garden invites you to explore its secrets, an orchestra of colors and scents that dance with the wind. A garage stands as a sentinel, offering both storage and utility, while ample parking for three vehicles welcomes loved ones and visitors alike.”
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138504596#/?channel=RES_BUY
AndyRM
Elder Goth
Wow. That's impressive! They've gone full bore on oversaturating all the pictures too.
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AuroraSaab
Squire
I very much like to think of my living room as a canvas for moments of togetherness, as stories are woven and there are stolen glances over the ever growing boxes of car parts, bits of bikes, and piles of clothes which wait to see who cracks first and takes them upstairs.