Reform, and the death of the Tory Party

[icowden]

Apparently Piers Corbyn is standing too. He makes the other Corbyn look sane.

He makes screaming Lord Such look sane.

 

[Pross]

He makes screaming Lord Such look sane.

Read that as Piers Morgan. The responses are still relevant.

 

[Beebo]

Apparently Piers Corbyn is standing too. He makes the other Corbyn look sane.

God help us.
He’s like a Temu David Ike.

 

[bobzmyunkle]

He makes screaming Lord Such look sane.

Apparently bin face has ruled out an alliance with Lord Sutch - the Loony Bin coalition.

 

[C R]

and he's going to have an angry CryptoDaddy now.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

 

[secretsqirrel]

See also Laurence Fox of the ‘Reclaim Party’.

Clacton is going to be the ‘Twilight Zone’ this summer.

 

[Pross]

See also Laurence Fox of the ‘Reclaim Party’.

Clacton is going to be the ‘Twilight Zone’ this summer.

He might take votes off Farage from more right wing types or those who misread Reclaim as Reform

 

[Pross]

Imagine spending £5 million on your man only for him to risk losing his seat to a bloke wearing a bin on his head. Can’t imagine them being very happy and maybe sending someone to test the level of the security they paid for.

 

[Beebo]

Andrew Marr very much entering into the spirit of the whole thing.
The problem will arise when they have to interview the likes of Corbyn and Fox.

View: https://youtu.be/HTIESiyDNUQ?si=oMKKML4CfXgbVyFW

 

[Pinno718]

It gets better and better for Fagash and his cronies:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...on-inquiry-conservatives-farage-b3011703.html

...there's more

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/09/five-pressing-questions-farage-reform-uk-finances

 

[secretsqirrel]

He might take votes off Farage from more right wing types or those who misread Reclaim as Reform

I somehow think this People v Establishment isn’t quite working out. How are the voters going to be able to tell what side they are batting for?

 

[Pblakeney]

I somehow think this People v Establishment isn’t quite working out. How are the voters going to be able to tell what side they are batting for?

It goes against the cunning plan but in the current scenario Fagash is clearly the establishment.

 

[Pinno718]

I somehow think this People v Establishment isn’t quite working out. How are the voters going to be able to tell what side they are batting for?

'People'?! Frikkin muppets:

"...him to sort out all people comin' off the boats..." Little wonder the residents of Clacton voted for him:


View: https://youtu.be/JsW8r-UXTj4?t=170


#bindipendenceday

 

[briantrumpet]

Mitch Benn might have a point here...

Mitch Benn
July 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM GMT+2

GUYS - I’ve just realised what Farage is going to do… The thing is he now has NO WAY to proceed which doesn’t humiliate him. If he wins, he is, as Rachel Reeves put it, The Man Who Spent His Summer Arguing With A Bin. If he bails, he’s The Man Who Fled From A Bin. And if he LOSES… So he’s only got one way out, and I’ve just realised what it’s going to be: FAKE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. I am NOT KIDDING. First of all, he steals all his moves from the Trump playbook. Second, it gets him out the race on wounded health grounds… He leaves the field a martyred hero… … pledging to resume the fight as soon as he recovers (before buggering off to the USA forever, of course). Third, all jokes at his expense suddenly become Very Poor Taste and the ridicule he’s suffering ends. Fourthly, it retroactively justifies his “I needed those millions for security” claim. SPREAD THIS AROUND; the only thing that will stop him trying this is if he knows we’ve all seen it coming. Farage is going to stage his own failed assassination. Spread the word.

 

[First Aspect]

I think it will depend on whether people drag themselves out. If they do it becomes an effective Farage popularity contest with all those who hate him getting the ultimate opportunity to humiliate him and nothing to split the anti-Farage vote. Even those not very engaged in politics may enjoy the chance to join in the urine extraction.

People tend to be more exercised about things they hate than things they like. To date that's benefitted Reform, because who likes black people coming here uninvited. Now I'm not so sure, because *rich* people are real wankners.