New Party announcement - The Subjugate Party.

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A new British political party is being announced later this week.

The Subjugate Party policy aims are stated as:

Repeal all human rights legislation.

Repeal all employment protections.

Deport all migrants doing keyworker jobs.

Sell all British citizens' private data to international bidders.

Abolish the benefits system.

Sell of the NHS.

Already spokespeople for Reform, Restore and the Conservative Party are aggressively threatening to sue for stealing their established policies.

''This is no joke'', said Labour's new Minister with responsibility for countering political ridicule, satire and lampoonery, also saying ''he is not amused as his alarm hasn't yet gone off and he isn't yet woke''.
 
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