Sooo - the docu drama about the fall of Boris - who will play Boris

[ebikeerwidnes]

For a starter - I reckon Michael Fabricant is on a winner




he can hire his wig out
nice little earner

so - who plays who

Katie Price as Nadine Doris???

 

[Beebo]

James Corden.
Would it be possible to like him even less?

 

[FishFright]

James Corden.
Would it be possible to like him even less?

Careful ! If you mention his name three times he'll come back from the US.

 

[qigong chimp]

Lozza Fox in a fat suit?
Sir Les Patterson?
Lizzo?
Gollum?
Penny Mordaunt?
Prince Andrew?
Donald Trump?
Rodrigo Borgia?
Big Bird?

 

[qigong chimp]

Ben Wishaw as JRM.

 

[qigong chimp]

A CGI youthened Daniel Craig as Raab.
Daniella Westbrook as Dorries.

 

[Ian H]

Benny Hill would have been the best to play Boris Johnson.

 

[AndyRM]

James Corden.
Would it be possible to like him even less?

No.

I managed about 10 minutes of Esiotrot a few Christmases ago, which I'd really been looking forward to, before he ruined it as the "narrator" who is totally unnecessary.

I did quite like the first couple series of Gavin and Stacey, but that was more down to Rob Brydon than anyone else.

 

[Xipe Totec]

A loosely-tied binbag full of vomit, straw and coagulated semen. Basically the original artist.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Benny Hill would have been the best to play Boris Johnson.

You mean a clown who makes sexist jokes and whose main aim is to make people laugh????

 

[BoldonLad]

You mean a clown who makes sexist jokes and whose main aim is to make people laugh????

Benny Hill is in the past tense now, and, has been for some time

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I will, because I got all the big caws right!

 

[Hitchington]

Gérard Depardieu...

...in a fat suit.

 

[AuroraSaab]

No.

I managed about 10 minutes of Esiotrot a few Christmases ago, which I'd really been looking forward to, before he ruined it as the "narrator" who is totally unnecessary.

I did quite like the first couple series of Gavin and Stacey, but that was more down to Rob Brydon than anyone else.

Ruined Peter Rabbit too. Always felt with Gavin and Stacey that the success was mainly down to Ruth Jones.

 

[slowmotion]

Benny Hill would have been the best to play Boris Johnson.

I was thinking exactly the same.