Starmer's vision quest

[briantrumpet]

That must be a very small, or perhaps shallow scone. Unless you have a large mouth adapted for McDs and the like,

Don't forget that @First Aspect lived in Scotland for several years, so he probably trained on whole haggis, or lightly fricaséed sporran.

 

[First Aspect]

Nah, he'd get caught on camera eating a scone the wrong way.

Are there rules for that as well? I thought you just bite into one, get the wet part to glue the dry part to your pallete, and then breathe in the dust from the dry part?

 

[First Aspect]

Don't forget that @First Aspect lived in Scotland for several years, so he probably trained on whole haggis, or lightly fricaséed sporran.

There are plenty of joyless foodstuffs in Scotland as well. Cranachan, for example. And a fash sopper, which is like fish and chips but with fish jerky.

 

[Pblakeney]

Fundamentally jam, cream and scones are designed to cause choking on scone dust. Scones are so dry the dust is more dangerous than asbestos.

And am I the only person who puts jam on one half, cream on the other and makes a Tamar agnostic sandwich?

Yes, yes you are. Your opinions on scones are well documented. Other opinions may vary but from your descriptions I still doubt that you've had a good fresh baked one. Then again, I enjoy a good Cranachan too so it is obviously a case of YMMV. 😉😂

 

[First Aspect]

Yes, yes you are. Your opinions on scones are well documented. Other opinions may vary but from your descriptions I still doubt that you've had a good fresh baked one.

I literally have tried some offensively expensive ones from both Devon and Cornwall, but they all just taste like flour to me, assuming I'm not hospitalised by attempting to eat one.

 

[briantrumpet]

Your opinions on scones are well documented.

I just asked Gemini, and his opinions on the matter are not well-enough documented to be a matter of public record.

 

[First Aspect]

I just asked Gemini, and his opinions on the matter are not well-enough documented to be a matter of public record.

My opinions on scones are available on WebMd.

 

[briantrumpet]

Last election Starmer was promising everyone that all he needed to do was "smash the gangs" and problem solved. So Burnham could talk about "sticking with Labour's policy to resolve the migrant numbers and ensuring that we adopt a flexible approach to bring the situation under control, ensuring UK communities are not impacted. Though with smuggler gangs changing their methods we need to rapidly adapt to discourage people from making such a dangerous crossing ... and oh, we've run out of time"

Very slippery. He's looking for a fence to sit on. Which is what sank him in 2015, I gather, as no-one knew what he stood for. Just like Starmer now.

 

[C R]

Are there rules for that as well? I thought you just bite into one, get the wet part to glue the dry part to your pallete, and then breathe in the dust from the dry part?

Why would you glue scones to your pallete? Is that some kind of post modern abstract culinary art painting mellange?

 

[Pblakeney]

Very slippery. He's looking for a fence to sit on. Which is what sank him in 2015, I gather, as no-one knew what he stood for. Just like Starmer now.

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I literally have tried some offensively expensive ones from both Devon and Cornwall, but they all just taste like flour to me, assuming I'm not hospitalised by attempting to eat one.

Expensive ≠ Good.
I’d suggest insufficient butter in the ones you tried. If there was butter at all.

 

[Pross]

Fundamentally jam, cream and scones are designed to cause choking on scone dust. Scones are so dry the dust is more dangerous than asbestos.

And am I the only person who puts jam on one half, cream on the other and makes a Tamar agnostic sandwich?

I add the cream, then add more cream and leave the jam in the pot.

 

[Dorset Boy]

I just buy chocolate cake instead - far nicer.

 

[Stevo 666]

I'm only going to correspond with Brian in respect of this matter.

Feel free to discuss missing the point with Brian, its something you have in common now 😉

 

[Stevo 666]

I have done several times. As I said - you should have gone to SpecSavers



This is the answer to your question. It is in the form of a question to you. One that you have been pretending not to understand for several pages now.

That's not an answer to my questions. You've been caught talking bollox again.

 

[First Aspect]

Feel free to discuss missing the point with Brian, its something you have in common now 😉

Brian, I think Stevo avoids points. In think he's aichmophobic.