“When we found out that the attacker was black, it made complete sense to call for the mandatory deportation of anyone who can’t trace their ancestry back to King Alfred” bellowed Geoff Armitage, 53, while shinning up a mosque-adjacent lamppost with a George Cross in his back pocket on Tuesday morning.
“I’ve always prided myself on my traditional values,” he continued, lifting a Not A Racist – Just Honest t-shirt to reveal a tattoo of a Lancaster bomber flown by Tommy Robinson, “but now the MSM have said that the hero who confronted the attacker was an Algerian Muslim, it’s made me look like an irrational moron.”
When pressed Armitage identified, “England for the English, starting fires in Biffa bins outside budget asylum seeker hotels, and cholesterol” as his top three traditional values.