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Pblakeney

Veteran

Given the choice between drinking the water from the stream or the wine, he chose the wine. Naturellement!
 

Beebo

Guru
All the head bangers who were wanting the person involved in the train knife attack to be a foreigner have had their wish.
The person involved has been named as Samir Zitouni.

The only problem is that he was the train guard who has been called a national hero.

The actual attacker was Anthony Williams.
 

C R

Guru
All the head bangers who were wanting the person involved in the train knife attack to be a foreigner have had their wish.
The person involved has been named as Samir Zitouni.

The only problem is that he was the train guard who has been called a national hero.

The actual attacker was Anthony Williams.

Genuine question, is he a foreigner, or is it just that he has a "foreign sounding" name.
 

secretsqirrel

Active Member
Genuine question, is he a foreigner, or is it just that he has a "foreign sounding" name.

From the point of view of what Beebo referred to as head bangers, yes he probably is a foreigner.
 

icowden

Shaman
Henry Morris has a new article:

Train hero who saved passengers during attack confuses racists by being a Muslim​

Henry Morris
Nov 04, 2025


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Samir Zoutini, a heroic GNER staff member whose incredible bravery saved lives during the mass stabbing on Saturday, has confounded racists by being a Muslim.
“When we found out that the attacker was black, it made complete sense to call for the mandatory deportation of anyone who can’t trace their ancestry back to King Alfred” bellowed Geoff Armitage, 53, while shinning up a mosque-adjacent lamppost with a George Cross in his back pocket on Tuesday morning.
“I’ve always prided myself on my traditional values,” he continued, lifting a Not A Racist – Just Honest t-shirt to reveal a tattoo of a Lancaster bomber flown by Tommy Robinson, “but now the MSM have said that the hero who confronted the attacker was an Algerian Muslim, it’s made me look like an irrational moron.”
When pressed Armitage identified, “England for the English, starting fires in Biffa bins outside budget asylum seeker hotels, and cholesterol” as his top three traditional values.

“Coming over here and doing heroism that a British person should have been doing. He wasn’t even wearing a poppy!” slobbered Armitage while fiddling around in his pockets. “Have you got any cable ties?”
The red mist continues to descend.
 

BoldonLad

Old man on a bike. Not a member of a clique.
Location
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Genuine question, is he a foreigner, or is it just that he has a "foreign sounding" name.

I have once been “caught out” in a similar situation:

In my working days, I had spoken regularly to a lady, based in Leeds, on the telephone. She had a pronounced Yorkshire accent, and, a very English sounding name. After some time, when she had put lots of work my way, and, I had, no doubt, earned her significant commission, she suggested we should actually meet in person. Based on nothing more than her name, and her voice, I was expecting a plump blonde, she was in fact tall, slim, exceedingly attractive and of African heritage, and, we had a very enjoyable lunch 😂
 
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briantrumpet

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CNN says "Look over there!!", omitting to mention that there are more knife murders per 100k in the US than UK, and absent-mindedly overlooking the 100x higher gun murder rate in the US too.

Apart from that, top journalism.

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