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matticus

Legendary Member

"Fifa to keep top seeds apart in World Cup draw"​


In other breaking news, bears do sh!t in the woods. 😉

kinda missing the point ... this is the first time for a World Cup.
 
FIFA announces a new 48 team format in which the winners of each of the 48 groups progress to the knockout phase of the tournament, where none of them will play each other and Ronaldo will extend his record breaking run of games.
 

Dorset Boy

Active Member
FIFA announces a new 48 team format in which the winners of each of the 48 groups progress to the knockout phase of the tournament, where none of them will play each other and Ronaldo will extend his record breaking run of games.

They've already fudged Ronaldo's ban for getting sent off very recently - it's a 3 match ban, he's served one and the other 2 matches are a suspended ban, suspended until he retires.
 
They've already fudged Ronaldo's ban for getting sent off very recently - it's a 3 match ban, he's served one and the other 2 matches are a suspended ban, suspended until he retires.
Of course. It is vital that we all see him walking around the D for 88 minutes a game, and flailing his arms about in frustration for the other 2.

The plus side, if you are Portuguese, is that if they ever have to play a whole match with 10 men, they are well practiced.
 

Pross

Über Member
Of course. It is vital that we all see him walking around the D for 88 minutes a game, and flailing his arms about in frustration for the other 2.

The plus side, if you are Portuguese, is that if they ever have to play a whole match with 10 men, they are well practiced.

That’s harsh - what about all the time he’ll spend rolling on the floor after an opposition player gets within 2m of him?
 
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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Pharaoh
If you think Grenfell was bad HongKong is having an awful high rise fire.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2emg1kj1klt

Let's hope that the number of confirmed deaths doesn't rise a lot as time goes on, despite the extent of those fires. Looks horrible.
 
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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Pharaoh
7 high rise fires.

I imagine there will be some serious questions being asked already as to how that could happen... one would have thought one of the prime design criteria would have been the ability to isolate fire, not least in an individual building, let alone between separate ones.
 
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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Pharaoh
Under going renovations and covered in bamboo scaffolding.

Ah, that answers my question. I guess that shares in bamboo scaffolding companies with be going up in flames going through the floor. Seems like the most extraordinary lack of risk minimisation.
 
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