winjim
Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
To be fair, if it wasn't for climate change we wouldn't have headlines like this, so swings and roundabouts really:
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Wasn't there a craze a few years ago, or at least warnings (in actual newspapers, not the Sunday Sport) of young women putting ice lollies where they shouldn't be put? I don't know if I might be misremembering and I'm not sure what keywords to search for that wouldn't bring up something altogether inappropriate.
Meh, what the heck, I searched 'ice lolly vagina warning' and found it. From 2019 it looks like a promo stunt for a brand of condoms. I see it's being recycled for this year as well.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113