Contentious grauniad article....

[cookiemonster]

Your a joke…….and always will be. A cretin tax exile

At least I know the difference between your and you're.

 

[mudsticks]

Oi - my use of caps is highly selective and deployed only in the sevice of emphasis and dramatic effect, I'll HaVe YOu KNOw!!!

And well - while there's always an outlier or two, I suspect you'd agree this funny little corner of the internet does appear to have become home to a disproportionate overabundance of ambulatory artificial penii.

I CoUlDn'T pOsSiBlY CoMmEnT oN tHaT ...🙄

 

[jowwy]

At least I know the difference between your and you're.

And still a cretin…….

 

[Ian H]

He dildoes,
She dildoes,
WE ALL DILDO!

I suppose it saves conjugating together.

 

[Salty seadog]

Oi - my use of caps is highly selective and deployed only in the sevice of emphasis and dramatic effect, I'll HaVe YOu KNOw!!!

And well - while there's always an outlier or two, I suspect you'd agree this funny little corner of the internet does appear to have become home to a disproportionate overabundance of ambulatory artificial penii.

Man, now I'm thinking if I need a little prick in my little prick.

 

[Salty seadog]

And still a cretin…….

 

[jowwy]

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Oh, you and cookie are so funny……a twat and a cretin together as one

 

[Xipe Totec]

It does annoy me quite how sluggishly my walnut of a brain functions sometimes. It's tempting to blame encroaching decrepitude - but it was ever thus.

Nonetheless - I'll go for it, shall I?

Bit less of the 'WE maybe??

OK. So you dildon't.

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...Sorry.

 

[mudsticks]

It does annoy me quite how sluggishly my walnut of a brain functions sometimes. It's tempting to blame encroaching decrepitude - but it was ever thus.

Nonetheless - I'll go for it, shall I?



OK. So you dildon't.

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...Sorry.

Well why not.??
I mean it's so annoying to think up a pun three hours later, and then feel too shy to use it right??

Nope I don't..

I could offer

"I have staff for that kind of thing"

But really it's a wholly (!?!) voluntary position .

 

[Salty seadog]

Oh, you and cookie are so funny……a twat and a cretin together as one

He did a capital again, I think it's learning.

 

[Fab Foodie]

He did a capital again, I think it's learning.

It's remorseless...in all senses of the word....

 

[cookiemonster]

Oh, you and cookie are so funny……a twat and a cretin together as one

 

[AndyRM]

@cookiemonster is a thoroughly wonderful human.

@jowwy is not, given his relentlessly insulting schtick.

Can't say I've ever heard a Steely Dan. However I'm a fan of bleak music so perhaps I should check them out?

 

[Xipe Totec]

Well why not.??
I mean it's so annoying to think up a pun three hours later, and then feel too shy to use it right??

Nope I don't..

I could offer

"I have staff for that kind of thing"

But really it's a wholly (!?!) voluntary position .

My hopelessly smut-infested subconscious involuntarily read that as:

"I have a staff for that kind of thing".

There must be a way of attempting to purge my mind of such base, unwholesome and unworthy thoughts. What would Jacob Rees-Mogg do?

 

[mudsticks]

My hopelessly smut-infested subconscious involuntarily read that as:

"I have a staff for that kind of thing".

There must be a way of attempting to purge my mind of such base, unwholesome and unworthy thoughts. What would Jacob Rees-Mogg do?

Well I leave it up to you to decide if there was a double entendre lurking there..

Or not..

H'english is such a great language right, whether you seek to enlighten, or obfuscate ??