Donald I, emperor of the world.

[First Aspect]

Just as a precaution.

 

[Xipe Totec]

We're still 5 days out from Wotsit Hitler's 100-day milestone, but over on Reddit, someone's handily put together a brief list of some of the reasons that he's currently polling the worst 100 days of any US president in modern history. Including himself.

First 100 days so far…

Went indoors on Inauguration Day with billionaire friends leaving his supporters out in the cold/ no hand on bible

Pardons all violent Jan 6th criminals

Rise in “Roman salutes” and hate crimes

2 Israeli ceasefires collapse

Ukrainian ceasefire collapse/fail to launch

War with houthis/ signal gate 1.0 and 2.0

Lets houthis shoot down 10+ reaper drones

Deployment of more troops to the Middle East

Threatens invasion of partner countries/alienates allies (Greenland, Canada, Mexico and Panama)

Threatens war with Iran

Threatens NATO alliance

Does Russia’s bidding against Ukraine/propaganda, pulling aid, intel, capitulation to land demands

Ukraine Oval Office meeting

“Vladimir STOP”

Don jr staged Greenland visit

Mark Fogal released for Russian cyber criminal

Dismantles foreign cyber crime defense

Multiple aviation accidents/blames DEI

Fires FAA inspectors

DEI historical removals like Jackie Robinson/ Enola gay

Releases millions of gallons of water in CA to wrong place after fires

Addresses none of deadly tornadoes in central plains (busy winning his own golf tournament)

Markets down 10-20% / worse month since depression/market manipulation

Blows up his own trade deals and erases trillions from the market with dollar down 9%

Giant tariff tax / global trade war / *no tariffs on Russia

Backs down from trade war/lies about deal talks including with china

Crypto scams / Trump and Melania coins

Pardons Silk Road creator and crypto crooks

US boycotts/travel warnings/prolonged detainment

Froze NIH research grants and preventing federally funded scientists from travelling or talking about their work.

Gutted USAID wasting billions in aid and costing lives

Cuts funding to public media like npr + pbs

Took over Kennedy center

Hangs mug shot in White House

Let’s elons kid put a booger on resolute desk

Doge chainsaw to fed agencies with no DOD cuts and an actual increase in federal spending

Mass “DEI firings” / rehiring

Stops loans and programs like farm to school

Invites dictators to the White House

Loss of 1st and 5th amendment rights/deporting for opinions/due process/deporting homegrown criminals

El salvadorian detention camps/ Guantanamo bay failure

Threatens loss of 14th amendment - birthright citizenship

Threatens 16th amendment rights- congress setting tax rules (sued by 12 states so far over tariffs)

Threatens 19th amendment - save act/women’s voting rights

Threatens 22nd amendment - 3rd term 2028 hats

Weaponizes justice department/ Tesla vandalism = terrorism/ Jan 6 revenge

Pulls out of World Health Organization and Paris climate agreement again

Measles + bird flu

Wasted 30k real eggs on Easter

F-47 jet and proposals for his image on currency, Rushmore, airport naming

Canceled Ebola prevention funding

Eliminates FDA regulations on food

No more NIH brain cancer research while touting a kid with brain cancer at his speech to congress

Released 20B gallons of strategic oil reserves

Opens federal forests for logging and opens protected ocean space for fishing/drilling

White House = Tesla dealership

Golf trips EVERY weekend and some weekdays

Wastes millions attending Super Bowl, NASCAR, and ufc events

Trump Gaza /wants to create golden idols of himself

Attacks and sues private, state, and federal entities over constitutional rights/extortion

Attacks judicial branch

Attacks on trans including troops

Cancels late suicide hotline

Attacks the independence of the fed

Pro Child labor legislation

Gets rid of price caps on medicine like insulin

Tries to cancel chip act

Reverses student loan forgiveness

Tries to reverse overdraft fee protection

Reverses climate legislation/guts epa

Violation of Separation of powers /criminal contempt

Mass Illegal Deportations

Masked secret police kidnapping people

Revoked citizenship for hundreds of thousands of refugees

Revoked legal status of Ukrainians who fled to US

Starlink running White House WiFi

Mayor Eric Adam’s quid pro quo

Mass protests in all 50 states

Didn’t know about dead soldiers in Lithuania/golfed with Saudis instead of being there for dignified transfer of bodies

Released jfk files

Didn’t release Epstein Files

Didn’t release drone/ufo files

Gave Mel Gibson his guns back

Lara Loomer employment advice

Tate brothers US tour

Says “these things happen” after Florida school shooting

No “no tax on tips/overtime”

130+ executive orders

Elon tries to buy Wisconsin Supreme Court - fails

Elon bails out/cries

Brain worm autism theory/ persons list

Fruit loops made with real colors

Gaetz loses AG nomination and congressional seat to avoid scandal

JD Vance fumbles trophy, calls Chinese peasants, becomes Memesation from plague of bad optics

SOH gets robbed and does glam shoot with foreign prisoners

DNI lies under oath

A1 sauce secretary of education

Trump GOLD card for Russian oligarchs

Announces military parade for his birthday

Lowest presidential approval rating in first 100 days

“Got rid” of PaPer straWs

Made shower heads Great Again

Baby bonus/mommy medals

100ft flag pole at the White House

Pentagon make-up studio

Looks forward to the Pope’s funeral

GulF of AmEriCA

Awaiting with interest MAGAndy of Magamoronshire's rebuttal of each of these individual points with an appropriately unhinged, froth-blowing video he's copypasta'd from X.

 

[matticus]

Looks like the Mango Mussolini is telling fibs again. Who would've guessed.

One of the best Politician Nicknames of all time!

As it's been commented on, I tried to find the source. Best I could manage was that the wiki entry was created in 2019: https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Mango_Mussolini&oldid=51682859

 

[icowden]

Just as a precaution.

Yep, that's what Trump wants to do:

Donald Trump, President of the United States: We have thousands of people that are ready to go out. And you can't have a trial for all of these people. They emptied out insane asylums into our country. We're getting them out. And a judge can't say, no, you have to have a trial. But let's — the trial is going to take two years.

Translated: I WANNA BE A DICTATOR

 

[Pblakeney]

One of the best Politician Nicknames of all time!

As it's been commented on, I tried to find the source. Best I could manage was that the wiki entry was created in 2019: https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Mango_Mussolini&oldid=51682859

Here’s some more for you to consider.
https://lamag.com/celebrity/read-ji...cknames-for-donald-trump-on-his-78th-birthday

 

[KingstonGraham]

Yep, that's what Trump wants to do:

Translated: I WANNA BE A DICTATOR

He's still confusing the two sorts of asylum, I see.

 

[Pross]

There's only one type he should be sent to as a matter of urgency.

 

[CXRAndy]

This is why MSM is dying


View: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1915354298059542568?t=ya1_nqM3571aZCwoNr95qw&s=19

 

[Dorset Boy]

This is why MSM is dying


View: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1915354298059542568?t=ya1_nqM3571aZCwoNr95qw&s=19

Whereas Musk and trump have never lied on social media, or to the media....
Oh hang on, the tangoed Tw@t just cannot stop telling lies, every time he is in front of a camera, or in every post he makes on his liessocial platform

 

[First Aspect]

These days, fact checking is done by 1. Making an allegation (e.g. of dementia) and 2. Waiting to see who denies it. If it's denied by anyone, you know it's true.

By contrast, the media is being completely open about Donald Trump's sociopathy and early stage neurological decline.

 

[icowden]

This is why MSM is dying

I think you have forgotten that you aren't American.
The top news sites in the world are New York Times, BBC, MSN, CNN, Google News, the Guardian.

The top junk sites are Fox News followed by the Daily Mail, which are still mainstream media.

 

[CXRAndy]

All of them are declining in viewing per year

Guardian for example, has seen print outlet decline rapidly

Online was reasonably stable, but in 2025 it left X and it's revenue and readership plummeted.

Advertising revenue has seen recent declines

 

[Ian H]

What the Economist magazine thinks..

As with any revolution, MAGA has a method and a theory.
The method is to bend or break the law in a blitz of executive orders and, when the courts catch up, to dare them to defy the president. The theory is one of unconstrained executive power - the idea that, as Richard Nixon suggested, if the president does something then it's legal. This has already undermined things that actually make America great: a view of the national interest large enough to take in paying for AIDS medication in Africa; a sense that independent institutions have their own value; a belief that your political opponents can be patriots; and faith in the dollar.

 

[CXRAndy]

View: https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1915826498533310904?t=ALgPaifsWAPfD5OU4jU2-A&s=19

 

[Bazzer]

DoJ lawyers accidentally make public a document that pokes holes in the orange rapist's efforts to stop tolls being charged on vehicles entering Manhatten.
https://fortune.com/article/new-york-congestion-pricing-trump-doj-internal-memo-leak-file/
Yes mistakes happen, but it appears everything to do with this regime is incompetent.