briantrumpet
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MAGA merch, obvs.
Donald I, emperor of the world.
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MAGA merch, obvs.
First Aspect
Veteran
What is the currency in heaven anyway?
Stupid question. It's the US dollar, obvs.
Stupid question. It's the US dollar, obvs.
briantrumpet
Legendary Member
I thought it was 'indulgencies'. I can't think that that money went into the pockets of the Catholic church rather than direct bank transfer to heaven.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence
First Aspect
Veteran
No, I'm pretty sure Catholic clergy indulge themselves fairly freely here on earth.
First Aspect
Veteran
Could be bitcoin.
God ought to be able to foresee a good investment.
God ought to be able to foresee a good investment.
Psamathe
Guru
I seem to recollect (maybe incorrectly) that shortage of Catholic priests in South America has pushed the Vatican to "welcome" married Anglican priests to convert and become Catholic priests; they can remain married but rules of celibacy would still apply (good luck to the Vatican on enforcing that one).
briantrumpet
Legendary Member
Given the Catholic church's record on sexual matters involving priests, I share your scepticism over the efficacy of their 'rules'.
CXRAndy
Shaman
Hell , Pelosi will smash his numbers
Pross
Well-Known Member
If they've been married long enough I'm sure they're already enjoying celibacy.
Pblakeney
Veteran
My thoughts when I heard about this yesterday. Makes complete sense to the true believer as you can't take your car with you.
You can't take the cash either so.......?
OP
OP
C R
Guru
Give it all to me.
OP
OP
C R
Guru
Fat chance.
Pinno718
Veteran
Trump revealing that he put pressure on ABC, despite the denials from both sides.
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump • Truth Social • September 23, 2025 @ 10:35 PM ET
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I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his “talent” was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump • Truth Social • September 23, 2025 @ 10:35 PM ET
View on Truth Social
I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his “talent” was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.
