Gulf War No.37: Iranistan

[briantrumpet]

He's going to declare war on an ally if they don't do the thing he doesn't need them to do to help with the thing he's not that bothered about

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This is a fake, apparently. Wrong font, for a start.

 

[secretsqirrel]

This is a fake, apparently. Wrong font, for a start.

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But, but it’s so typical. Completely in keeping with his batshit behaviour.

 

[briantrumpet]

Here's the account that posted it, and he kinda gives the game away in his bio why he's posting made-up shit that gets engagement/reposts.

 

[briantrumpet]

But, but it’s so typical. Completely in keeping with his batshit behaviour.

Yep, that's part of the chaos that Trump has unleashed, that pretty much any batshitcrazy post sounds plausible. But unless it's come from a reliable source, it's always worth checking, as we don't need any added chaos.

 

[BoldonLad]

It's pretty pathetic really, having been told, at length, how mighty the US military machine is, only for them to realise that Iran might just have one or two cards of its own to play. I shouldn't be surprised really, US foreign policy has been based on empty threats and bluster pretty much forever.

Have the Americans ever won a war?, they may claim to have won WW1 and WW2 but they came late to both.

 

[briantrumpet]

Have the Americans ever won a war?, they may claim to have won WW1 and WW2 but they came late to both.

Well, some of them won the Civil War.

 

[BoldonLad]

Well, some of them won the Civil War.

Even that is questionable, still plenty of Confederate Flags in the South. 😂

 

[CXRAndy]

Have the Americans ever won a war?, they may claim to have won WW1 and WW2 but they came late to both.

They saved UK and allies from losing. They destroyed the Japanese. So I would say they won the war

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Have the Americans ever won a war?, they may claim to have won WW1 and WW2 but they came late to both.

War of the Worlds?
They managed to give the aliens killer colds in that one.

 

[C R]

War of the Worlds?
They managed to give the aliens killer colds in that one.

That was the British in London, according to HG Wells, they even have to steal the fictional victories.

 

[Blazing Saddles]

That was the British in London, according to HG Wells, they even have to steal the fictional victories.

True but let’s not let facts get in the way of taking the pee pee out of the yokels over the pond.

 

[Blazing Saddles]

That was the British in London, according to HG Wells, they even have to steal the fictional victories.

I preferred the earlier version starring that well known acting duo, Jean and Barry.

 

[First Aspect]

They did win the war of independence. Which ironically was an asymmetric conflict.

 

[Beebo]

They did win the war of independence. Which ironically was an asymmetric conflict.

Yep. A world power fighting thousands of miles from home, with limited supply lines, against a plucky underdog with far more skin in the game.

 

[Beebo]

Iran have targeted Diego Garcia. 3800km away.
If they can hit there they can hit almost every city in Europe.