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multitool

Pharaoh
Ah. I do vaguely remember a Sam somebody with that avatar but nothing about what he posted.

Yes, it's all pretty forgettable stuff. Usually he tries to relate what he is saying to an example of US mass-market popular culture ( mainstream films, tv shows, pop songs...hence the tedious embedded links) because he relies on crass cliché to express himself.

Dostoevsky it is not :laugh:
 

Rusty Nails

Country Member
Totally normal behaviour

(not)

Normal for Norwich.
 

AndyRM

Elder Goth
Posting at 3am, getting banned from multiple cycling fora for endless thread starting to satiate his frankly weird obsession with transwomen, godawful turgid prose that he thinks is a work of literary genius, endless hyperlinks to shît music and shitter films.

Need any more, or have you worked out who he is yet?

Looks like he's been booted from the main site. Lol.
 
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"slow horse" aka "another sam"

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The fact that Mein Tool turned up here again not long after I did shows a devotion to me which is almost touching. My "obsession" with topics concerning gender is matched or exceeded by his own.

If I should suddenly disappear because NACA doesn't turn out to be quite the hands-off sanctuary as advertised, or I just get bored (a very real possibility now I'm no longer living the thrilling life of a secret agent), I'll be back at my own digs: https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net

Not that it really matters now, but my OP was quite genuine. I thought the exercise could be both fun and enlightening, and help chip away at the cliquishness common to most forums.

Looks like he's been booted from the main site. Lol.
Just what a forum needs: fewer voices.

What clinched it was starting a thread on multitools.
Actually I was careful to leave off the 's'.
 

Rusty Nails

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The fact that Mein Tool turned up here again not long after I did shows a devotion to me which is almost touching. My "obsession" with topics concerning gender is matched or exceeded by his own.

If I should suddenly disappear because NACA doesn't turn out to be quite the hands-off sanctuary as advertised, or I just get bored (a very real possibility now I'm no longer living the thrilling life of a secret agent), I'll be back at my own digs: https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net

Not that it really matters now, but my OP was quite genuine. I thought the exercise could be both fun and enlightening, and help chip away at the cliquishness common to most forums.


Just what a forum needs: fewer voices.


Actually I was careful to leave off the 's'.

Don't try for a job as an undercover agent.

It's the details, and hubris, that catch them out every time.
 
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"slow horse" aka "another sam"

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I'd have left more clues, but those seemed like enough. The final touch was that lovely big S for an avatar, like a neon sign. I'd tap my fingertips together like Montgomery Burns saying "Excellent", but Mein Tool might find it triggering.
 

AndyRM

Elder Goth
The fact that Mein Tool turned up here again not long after I did shows a devotion to me which is almost touching. My "obsession" with topics concerning gender is matched or exceeded by his own.

If I should suddenly disappear because NACA doesn't turn out to be quite the hands-off sanctuary as advertised, or I just get bored (a very real possibility now I'm no longer living the thrilling life of a secret agent), I'll be back at my own digs: https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net

Not that it really matters now, but my OP was quite genuine. I thought the exercise could be both fun and enlightening, and help chip away at the cliquishness common to most forums.


Just what a forum needs: fewer voices.


Actually I was careful to leave off the 's'.

The fact that Mein Tool turned up here again not long after I did shows a devotion to me which is almost touching. My "obsession" with topics concerning gender is matched or exceeded by his own.

If I should suddenly disappear because NACA doesn't turn out to be quite the hands-off sanctuary as advertised, or I just get bored (a very real possibility now I'm no longer living the thrilling life of a secret agent), I'll be back at my own digs: https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net

Not that it really matters now, but my OP was quite genuine. I thought the exercise could be both fun and enlightening, and help chip away at the cliquishness common to most forums.


Just what a forum needs: fewer voices.


Actually I was careful to leave off the 's'.

Considering you run your own one man "forum", I hope you'll forgive my derisive snort and wry smile.
 
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"slow horse" aka "another sam"

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Considering you run your own one man "forum", I hope you'll forgive my derisive snort and wry smile.
I'll have you know it's actually a four man "forum" – those People Like Us (2nd board down) are actually other people, posting at just the right clip to keep it seriously relaxed.

In the mists of time I ran an actual, quite busy forum, which collapsed and spawned yet another forum. Something to do with smileys.
 
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"slow horse" aka "another sam"

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It belatedly strikes me that most NACAns will have been resident on the main site quite a while before arriving here, and therefore be reasonably knowledgeable about the other members. One exception to this was... Mein Tool, who checked in less than a week after registering on CC proper early in 2023, with just over a dozen posts under his belt (lurking time of course unknown). In short order he took up residence in theclaud's apologetic gender thread, later accusing AuroraSaab of scaring people off; a hilarious charge, as anybody familiar with his posting history will know that his MO is to constantly insult and belittle his opponents (something he has in common with moNkers), whilst Aurora almost invariably remains cool under the collar.

I, on the other hand, wasn't granted admittance to these hallowed grounds until having proved myself worthy after a few months on the mothership. Over the course of almost two hundred posts I did nothing ban-worthy, other than having been previously banned; also for no good reason. As theclaud once put it,

Not for anything to do with trans issues or for any identifiable offence against another member, but for Ludic Tendencies Unacceptable to the Management. They do not like anything too Meta...
I was also banned from Cycling UK, where one of the mods didn't take kindly to my gender critical / sex realist opinions. That is where Mein Tool and I first met (at least with him using Multitool as a username), though technically I was already gone when he arrived onthread to bravely lay into me. Btw, I call him Mein Tool because of his long record of Meinsplaining; he loves calling people Nazis and Nazi-adjacent.

To complete the hat trick I was banned from Yet Another Cycling Forum. Though I was never provided an explanation, my guess is my mere presence finally proved too much for some of the more influential members.

One of the reasons I take such a keen interest in "trans" topics is because it really brings out the censors. Twitter before it became X was notorious for banning people, mostly women, for pointing out obvious facts about our species.

It's pretty surreal for me to be posting here after studying it from afar for so long. Gosh, I'm finally properly rubbing shoulders with Rusty, and bobzmyunkle, and @Unkraut (though not so much lately), and matticus, and winjim, and everyone else who has hung in there. Even though we disagree on matters gender related, I miss @theclaud, who probably has the right idea by disengaging.

Speaking of winjim, the recipient of numerous of my compliments and brickbats over the years, and the ship's doctor in my epic space opera, nice to finally say cheers in person:

To be fair, there seems to be a deal more wit and perspicacity on display even in the writings of a man bouncing thoughts around inside his own head than there is over here at the moment.
One of the reasons NACA is "viewed with trepidation and/or disdain," Andy, is precisely because of people like Mein Tool, who leak venom like a sieve. Faux bonhomie isn't an attraction for everyone.

The only real draw to this place is the freedom from babysitters, for which I genuinely thank Shaun, though I'm aware his main reason for setting it up is to sequester the troublesome element. I have no idea how long I'll be sticking around, but even if The Powers That Be were to stop in and give me yet another heave-ho, it's nice to finally cross it off my bucket list.

Let's end this post with a selection of some of that bad music I love so much:


View: https://youtu.be/JRD80XRMT7s


View: https://youtu.be/i7jHEJRrrVs


View: https://youtu.be/BT0Zz6_8KFk


View: https://youtu.be/Ef9QnZVpVd8
 

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glasgowcyclist

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Posting at 3am, getting banned from multiple cycling fora for endless thread starting to satiate his frankly weird obsession with transwomen, godawful turgid prose that he thinks is a work of literary genius, endless hyperlinks to shît music and shitter films.

If he keeps getting banned from forums, why the fark should we put up with him here? And has he just been banned for a second time from the main site?
 
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multitool

Pharaoh
If he keeps getting banned from forums, why the fark should we put up with him here? And has he just been banned for a second time from the main site?

Well...that is up to the mods. AIUI sockpuppets and returning banned members are not allowed according to their own rules. This board is not moderated so they won't see him here.

Normally, I wouldn't particularly care, but the person behind 'anothersam' is particularly dishonest, manipulative and destructive...which is why (as he admits) every cycling forum you care to name has banned him.
 
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