newfhouse
pleb
I insist everyone hereabouts, addresses me as "Wing Commander Mudsticks"
No reason , never flown a plane , but I like to think it conveys an air of authority
Not until you prove you can grow a handlebar moustache.
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Not until you prove you can grow a handlebar moustache.
winjim
Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
Not so much parties, but, I do get invited to several "Gentlemens Clubs", and, occasionally to that Golfing place near Virginia Water, wide circle of acquaintances I have.
Yes, we have some 'gentlemen's clubs' over in Attercliffe. Also a rather exclusive invitation only couple's club and a few places which cater to more niche interests, where you really can widen your circle.
mudsticks
Squire
mudsticks
Squire
Make you nostalgic for the days of a pampas grass in yr front of garden..
It's all online now 'pparently, no horticultural skill required whatsoever
mudsticks
Squire
Oh don't worry I already have a stick on mo'stache..
For those occasions when I'm required to speak at male dominated events, and would prefer to be taken seriously..
🥸
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Didn't know feminists needed a 'stick on' one, thought they were natural?
Something I have learned from this forum.
mudsticks
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Errrrr
I'm going to regret this I fear..
But what on earth are you talking about.??
What have you 'learned' about feminists and moustaches from this forum, or indeed from anywhere.??
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to educate you...everyone knows feminists are hairy,man hating,greasy haired,cardigan wearing,arty,nasty tree huggers....Errrrr
I'm going to regret this I fear..
But what on earth are you talking about.??
What have you 'learned' about feminists and moustaches from this forum, or indeed from anywhere.??
I should know 🙄
mudsticks
Squire
Proudly guilty on the last three counts..
Although not always a cardi*..
Right now, it's a humdrum work fleece.
Shame you didn't give Sheppy a chance to answer though..
His admirable willingness to trot out the same weary old clichés, to maintain his consistent record of predictable idiocy, is almost endearing
Almost like a forum 'treasure'
*I do have an extensive collection though..
Although not always a cardi*..
Right now, it's a humdrum work fleece.
Shame you didn't give Sheppy a chance to answer though..
His admirable willingness to trot out the same weary old clichés, to maintain his consistent record of predictable idiocy, is almost endearing
Almost like a forum 'treasure'
*I do have an extensive collection though..
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What have you 'learned' about feminists and moustaches from this forum,
That they need stick on moustaches opposed to their natural ones, that reading thing letting you down?
mudsticks
Squire
I see ..
I'm beginning to wonder..
Do you have any women freinds?
Let alone feminist ones..
newfhouse
pleb
Almost like a forum 'treasure'
Ersatz Accy.
mudsticks
Squire
Maybe it's in the rulze..
Every forum must have one.
If you don't know who that is..etc etc
AuroraSaab
Squire
'I went to one of those parties once .... you know, where you all throw your car keys in a bowl and then pick a set out....
I don't know who got my moped but I drove that Peugeot for months...... '
Victoria Wood, c 1976.
I found this very funny. Kate Robbins sings Bond themes in the style of Victoria Wood.
'Goldfingerrrrrrrrrr...the man with the Midas tutch...'
View: https://youtu.be/AmFDxnz5Yxk
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I see ..
I'm beginning to wonder..
Do you have any women freinds?
Let alone feminist ones..
Freinds no, friends a couple.
