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[mudsticks]

View attachment 571 Particularly apt as I'm fresh out of ideas as to what to cook for tea.. It's been spuds three nights in a row, now. What would Sue Gray do.?? Pasta bake I s'pose..No one hates a pasta bake right ,??

And it would seem, back round to pasta bake too

I would say, "I really need to get out more"..

But I have been out, out, up north, had several decent dinners there, and made it back down 'home again, home again. jiggedy jig'.

But they're still here - or there..

How can this be ???

It's this administration that needs an 'outing'

Be-gone - foul pestilential excuse for a government.

Be-gone from this place, now please

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

And it would seem, back round to pasta bake too

I would say, "I really need to get out more"..

But I have been out, out, up north, had several decent dinners there, and made it back down 'home again, home again. jiggedy jig'.

But they're still here - or there..

How can this be ???

It's this administration that needs an 'outing'

Be-gone - foul pestilential excuse for a government.

Be-gone from this place, now please

I'm beginning to think we might need to start a mass civil dissent movement. Big, public, and in Westminster's face.

 

[mudsticks]

I'm beginning to think we might need to start a mass civil dissent movement. Big, public, and in Westminster's face.

Cool - I'm all ready, I've got my placard, my legal representation , and..



... and my scented candle..

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

... and my scented candle..

Not sure you can effectively protest from your bath
(or is that just my wife???)

but I appreciate the idea

personally I am wondering about whether witchcraft may be an option

the modern white kind
clearly nothing that Boris might have jumping into his mind () if he reads this

on 'another forum' one of the mods is a witch - maybe I need to ask her for help - she certainly keeps us all in line

 

[mudsticks]

Not sure you can effectively protest from your bath
(or is that just my wife???)

but I appreciate the idea

personally I am wondering about whether witchcraft may be an option

the modern white kind
clearly nothing that Boris might have jumping into his mind () if he reads this

on 'another forum' one of the mods is a witch - maybe I need to ask her for help - she certainly keeps us all in line

Oh for sure , witchcraft all the time, whatever it takes..

I've got me a good lot of herbs and arcane knowledge right here..

The scented candle is in case of arrest .

See later pages in the "a bit rude" thread for further details if at all curious.

 

[winjim]

Oh for sure , witchcraft all the time, whatever it takes..

I've got me a good lot of herbs and arcane knowledge right here..

The scented candle is in case of arrest .

See later pages in the "a bit rude" thread for further details if at all curious.

I feel slightly uncomfortable making a Gwyneth Paltrow joke here but it has to be done.

 

[mudsticks]

I feel slightly uncomfortable making a Gwyneth Paltrow joke here but it has to be done.

And rightly so too..

You should be ashamed of yourself Jim.

Of all the people

 

[newfhouse]

I feel slightly uncomfortable making a Gwyneth Paltrow joke here but it has to be done.

I confess something similar crossed my mind but I didn’t want to get on anyone’s wick by actually posting it.

 

[mudsticks]

I confess something similar crossed my mind but I didn’t want to get on anyone’s wick by actually posting it.

It does seem an odd idea, I grant you..

Fanny* scented candles ??

But allegedly there's a market in pre loved ladies underwear as well, sooo, who are we to judge??

I'm sticking with boring old ylang ylang and bergamot for now , but I always say, keep your options open.. never rule anything totally in or totally out.

* For our 'murican cousins that's an English colloquialism for vagina btw.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

It does seem an odd idea, I grant you..

Fanny* scented candles ??

But allegedly there's a market in pre loved ladies underwear as well, sooo, who are we to judge??

I'm sticking with boring old ylang ylang and bergamot for now , but I always say, keep your options open.. never rule anything totally in or totally out.

* For our 'murican cousins that's an English colloquialism for vagina btw.

But allegedly there's a market in pre loved ladies underwear as well, sooo, who are we to judge??

which is just weird

now ladies bicycle saddles.........

 

[mudsticks]

But allegedly there's a market in pre loved ladies underwear as well, sooo, who are we to judge??

which is just weird

now ladies bicycle saddles.........

Well they do get slightly comfier with use I find, so I can kind of see the point with that one.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Well they do get slightly comfier with use I find, so I can kind of see the point with that one.

Don't they only get comfier for the person using them??

I do wish I could get teh saddle back from my early 1970s Peugeot - leather with no padding and all that but it fit me like a glove and many years of use

well not actually like a glove - rather more like a saddle - but it was great

I could have done some serious harm to the little scrote that knicked it from my garage in the 1990s

 

[mudsticks]

Don't they only get comfier for the person using them??

I do wish I could get teh saddle back from my early 1970s Peugeot - leather with no padding and all that but it fit me like a glove and many years of use

well not actually like a glove - rather more like a saddle - but it was great

I could have done some serious harm to the little scrote that knicked it from my garage in the 1990s

That's my understanding yes .

I've never bought a s/h saddle though, so couldn't be sure.

 

[Ian H]

The current Private Eye

 

[Deleted member 28]

The current Private Eye
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Things are looking up.