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matticus
Guru
Just testing.
deptfordmarmoset
Über Member
If you need to do a Number 2, 22:22 22.02.22 could be the perfect time.
Tanis8472
Regular
"want that one"
FishFright
Well-Known Member
An egg the fruit of a hen and as a hen probably isn't a vegetable I reckon I'll go with fruit.
matticus
Guru
Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions, Little Alina puts her hand up and says "I have two questions" "Why did the Russians take Crimea? And Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?" Putin says "Good questions" But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go to Lunch.
When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more questions, another girl, Tatiana, puts her hand up and says "I have Four questions"
"My Questions are - Why did the Russians invade Crimea? Why are we sending troops to Ukraine? Why did the bell go 20 minutes early? And Where is Alina?"
[at least 8 months old]
At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions, Little Alina puts her hand up and says "I have two questions" "Why did the Russians take Crimea? And Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?" Putin says "Good questions" But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go to Lunch.
When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more questions, another girl, Tatiana, puts her hand up and says "I have Four questions"
"My Questions are - Why did the Russians invade Crimea? Why are we sending troops to Ukraine? Why did the bell go 20 minutes early? And Where is Alina?"
[at least 8 months old]
matticus
Guru
I know I’ve been critical of cancel culture in the past but has anyone looked into Putin’s old tweets?
View: https://twitter.com/kittypurrzog/status/1497792631954411520?t=ibUnRiemyONuidqm70-HYA&s=19
View: https://twitter.com/kittypurrzog/status/1497792631954411520?t=ibUnRiemyONuidqm70-HYA&s=19
ebikeerwidnes
Well-Known Member
winjim
Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
She's gonna get us all nuked.
I was kind of hoping that the presence of Russian oligarchs in London might spare us from nuclear annihilation but she's farked that one right up.
View: https://twitter.com/DominicWaghorn/status/1498260827807404033?t=oSD-tATrkjGHDHKtqeS9pQ&s=19
BoldonLad
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winjim
Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
They don't need to believe her, they just need to be able to use what she said as an excuse.
Xipe Totec
Something nasty in the woodshed
I don't think Russian-owned London has a great deal to worry about.
However, I wouldn't want to live anywhere near where the UK Government keeps its half-dozen tiny-penis-extension nukes.
Oh, hang on - I do. Still, turning the inhabited parts of Scotland into a blackened, lifeless, irradiated hellscape would solve more than one problem for our Tory chums, I suppose.
mudsticks
Squire
I don't think Russian-owned London has a great deal to worry about.
However, I wouldn't want to live anywhere near where the UK Government keeps its half-dozen tiny-penis-extension nukes.
Oh, hang on - I do. Still, turning the inhabited parts of Scotland into a blackened, lifeless, irradiated hellscape would solve more than one problem for our Tory chums, I suppose.
Hmmn, and nuclear fall out respects national borders about as much as 'our Vlad does..🙁
