NACA Political Jokes Page

[Beebo]

I await their publication with girded loins. Meanwhile here's today's offering.


View: https://twitter.com/DailyDorries/status/1518488331016806400?t=6khTDJF6arurtRVlyyoOyg&s=19


What happened to the rest of her knickers, Nadine?

Every day is a school day.
I’ve learned the word langer.

 

[mudsticks]

My ding-a-ling ♫

Fictional clothing can be both invincibly strong and as flimsy as the plot requires, though I doubt Marks & Sparks stock it.

Flimsy plot indeed

 

[winjim]

Every day is a school day.
I’ve learned the word langer.

See if you can use it in a sentence this week.

 

[winjim]

The comments are gold, obviously.


View: https://twitter.com/peebscollier/status/1518563665749938180?t=Wl3d4j9hWMSNgIjTLlUcgA&s=19

 

[BoldonLad]

The comments are gold, obviously.


View: https://twitter.com/peebscollier/status/1518563665749938180?t=Wl3d4j9hWMSNgIjTLlUcgA&s=19

I have never read any of her books, I doubt I will, but, 1.25Million sold so far.

 

[winjim]

I have never read any of her books, I doubt I will, but, 1.25Million sold so far.

I prefer Chuck Tingle.

 

[BoldonLad]

I prefer Chuck Tingle.

Each to their own

 

[winjim]

In fact I would put Chuck Tingle in charge of the DCMS. Good things would happen.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

If you put an infinite number of monkeys in front of a Twitter account it follows that Dorries will tweet exactly the same tweet that the PM has done.

 

[newfhouse]

If you put an infinite number of monkeys in front of a Twitter account it follows that Dorries will tweet exactly the same tweet that the PM has done.

My MP. I’m so proud.

 

[winjim]

If you put an infinite number of monkeys in front of a Twitter account it follows that Dorries will tweet exactly the same tweet that the PM has done.

'Nadine's my boss'

 

[newfhouse]

View: https://twitter.com/secrettory12/status/1518666154943782912?s=21&t=iHzCPUCmIT__nNS121jhkQ

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Deleted member 28]

See if you can use it in a sentence this week.

The best German Golfer is Bernhard Langer.

 

[BoldonLad]

Not sure if this ( www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/york-shoot-anyway-says-prince-andrew-20220428220333 ) qualifies as a Political Joke, Royalty are above all of that tawdry stuff, aren't they?