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[deptfordmarmoset]

A bit awks if she’s dyslexic

I always thought dyslexia was to do with reading not talking absolute nonsense.

 

[matticus]

A bit awks if she’s dyslexic

She's not minister for Linux.

I say. Wot?!

 

[newfhouse]

She's not minister for Linux.

I say. Wot?!

What he sed.

 

[Cirrus]

I always thought dyslexia was to do with reading not talking absolute nonsense.

I was thinking more along the lines of dog for god, which made me chuckle to myself.

 

[winjim]

Let's all take a moment to reflect, and remind ourselves that it's none of the above. St Nadster is a mere conduit, the instrument of a Higher Power.

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Praise The Lord!!!

I just saw some anti-masturbation thing that referred to the clitoris as 'The Devil's Doorbell'. If that's the case then what do you think 'God's Conduit' could be?

 

[mudsticks]

I just saw some anti-masturbation thing that referred to the clitoris as 'The Devil's Doorbell'. If that's the case then what do you think 'God's Conduit' could be?

I think this needs a thread all of its own Jim .

 

[Mugshot]

I just saw some anti-masturbation thing that referred to the clitoris as 'The Devil's Doorbell'. If that's the case then what do you think 'God's Conduit' could be?

Something, something, knockers

 

[winjim]

Something, something, knockers

That's still sexier than anything Dorries has ever written.

 

[newfhouse]

That's still sexier than anything Dorries has ever written.

You don't know that. Her late night texts to Johnson have remained private thus far.

 

[winjim]

You don't know that. Her late night texts to Johnson have remained private thus far.

I await their publication with girded loins. Meanwhile here's today's offering.


View: https://twitter.com/DailyDorries/status/1518488331016806400?t=6khTDJF6arurtRVlyyoOyg&s=19


What happened to the rest of her knickers, Nadine?

 

[mudsticks]

I await their publication with girded loins. Meanwhile here's today's offering.


View: https://twitter.com/DailyDorries/status/1518488331016806400?t=6khTDJF6arurtRVlyyoOyg&s=19


What happened to the rest of her knickers, Nadine?

This is why I seldom veer away from good old dependable M&S knickers..

Even the ones in the multipacks are sturdier than this...

 

[winjim]

This is why I seldom veer away from good old dependable M&S knickers..

Even the ones in the multipacks are sturdier than this...

I feel the same way about cheap clothing as I do about cheap food.

 

[mudsticks]

I feel the same way about cheap clothing as I do about cheap food.

Well hopefully Dorris will make people think more carefully about their choice of quality undergarments in future..

 

[matticus]

I feel the same way about cheap clothing as I do about cheap food.

It's very more-ish, isn't it??

 

[Ian H]

I just saw some anti-masturbation thing that referred to the clitoris as 'The Devil's Doorbell'...

My ding-a-ling ♫

This is why I seldom veer away from good old dependable M&S knickers..

Even the ones in the multipacks are sturdier than this...

Fictional clothing can be both invincibly strong and as flimsy as the plot requires, though I doubt Marks & Sparks stock it.