NACA Political Jokes Page

[fozy tornip]

I wouldn't go that far.

 

[Mugshot]

I wouldn't go that far.

How about this?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Yes, it's a real shame, I think she's alright really.

I think she has a bad bout of mythomania. Possibly infected by her master. They both need treatment.

 

[Mugshot]

I think she has a bad bout of mythomania. Possibly infected by her master. They both need treatment.

Well, that's one word for what they need I guess.

 

[winjim]

Would it be premature or bad form to admit to feeling some... sympathy for Dorries?
She's been over-promoted merely on the basis of her hard Brexity loyalty, is embarrassingly out of her depth, will be toast when the curtain comes down on the national tragedy that has been Johnson and, we can be sure, is more despised by the Etonian toffocracy on which she dotes sycophantically than she is even by those of us who value culture.
There is some sadness in it, no?

I've been dunking on Nadine Dorries for a decade and a half and I see no reason to stop now.

 

[fozy tornip]

Fair enough.
As you were.

 

[Xipe Totec]

Would it be premature or bad form to admit to feeling some... sympathy for Dorries?
She's been over-promoted merely on the basis of her hard Brexity loyalty, is embarrassingly out of her depth, will be toast when the curtain comes down on the national tragedy that has been Johnson and, we can be sure, is more despised by the Etonian toffocracy on which she dotes sycophantically than she is even by those of us who value culture.
There is some sadness in it, no?

Let's all take a moment to reflect, and remind ourselves that it's none of the above. St Nadster is a mere conduit, the instrument of a Higher Power.

Praise The Lord!!!

 

[mudsticks]

Let's all take a moment to reflect, and remind ourselves that it's none of the above. St Nadster is a mere conduit, the instrument of a Higher Power.

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Praise The Lord!!!

Yikes really.??

Does that mean all that terrible porny stuff she writes is also the work of 'Our Lord'

Eeek, you'd think given the whole of humanity from whom to choose, he could have chosen a tad more wisely

 

[newfhouse]

Let's all take a moment to reflect, and remind ourselves that it's none of the above. St Nadster is a mere conduit, the instrument of a Higher Power.

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Praise The Lord!!!

Ineffable.

 

[icowden]

Yikes really.??
Does that mean all that terrible porny stuff she writes is also the work of 'Our Lord'
Eeek, you'd think given the whole of humanity from whom to choose, he could have chosen a tad more wisely

Apparently so. It's what she told the Salvation Army in 2007. I like this take from the Guardian about her I'm a Celeb appearence:-

Christianity​

Nadine has said she's "not an MP for any reason other than because God wants me to be ... I am just a conduit for God to use". All well and good. But she has also said she constantly tries "to do what Jesus would do", which conjures up the unlikely image of Christ in an alligator tank competing against Linda Robson from Birds of a Feather, while Ant and Dec cheer them on.

 

[mudsticks]

Apparently so. It's what she told the Salvation Army in 2007. I like this take from the Guardian about her I'm a Celeb appearence:-

Ok I'm no religious expert but I'm pretty sure Hesus was all about healing the sick, feeding the poor, being a generally decent, forgiving , and tolerant bod, and pretty much not acting like a Tory ??

Am I missing something ...

 

[Mr Celine]

Would it be premature or bad form to admit to feeling some... sympathy for Dorries?
She's been over-promoted merely on the basis of her hard Brexity loyalty, is embarrassingly out of her depth, will be toast when the curtain comes down on the national tragedy that has been Johnson and, we can be sure, is more despised by the Etonian toffocracy on which she dotes sycophantically than she is even by those of us who value culture.
There is some sadness in it, no?

Once she's gone she could set up an organisation to support people with Dunning-Kruger syndrome. I'm sure she thinks she'd be good at that.

 

[Xipe Totec]

Ok I'm no religious expert but I'm pretty sure Hesus was all about healing the sick, feeding the poor, being a generally decent, forgiving , and tolerant bod, and pretty much not acting like a Tory ??

Am I missing something ...

https://twitter.com/tory__jesus

 

[mudsticks]

https://twitter.com/tory__jesus

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Exactly 🙄

 

[Cirrus]

Let's all take a moment to reflect, and remind ourselves that it's none of the above. St Nadster is a mere conduit, the instrument of a Higher Power.

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Praise The Lord!!!

A bit awks if she’s dyslexic