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Not a joke, but I found this funny.
An influencer claims her holiday has been ruined after paying a Cornish local £50 for directions to a secret beach.
Surrey-based content creator Chardonnay Skye, known online as ChardOnTour, had been searching for somewhere to film on Cornwall’s north coast.
“I was hoping to have a beach to myself to make content, but there were tourists everywhere,” she explained.
After stopping several people on the coast path and asking if they were local, Chardonnay eventually found one.
“I asked him if he knew any secret beaches. He looked around, lowered his voice and whispered, ‘I can, but it’ll cost ya.’”
After handing over £50, she was instructed to take another path and walk for approximately one mile.
“After about 20 minutes, I reached a car park and thought I’d gone too far. I didn’t want to ask anyone where the beach was in case they found it and I didn’t get it to myself.”
Three hours later, as darkness approached, she finally gave in.
“I found another local and explained that it was okay to tell me where the secret beach was, because I’d already paid somebody else for the information.”
The man allegedly burst out laughing and replied, “You’ve been had, bird. The nearest beach is about ten miles that way and it’s not secret.”
Chardonnay has since declared that her holiday has been “completely ruined” and vowed never to return to Cornwall.
An influencer claims her holiday has been ruined after paying a Cornish local £50 for directions to a secret beach.
Surrey-based content creator Chardonnay Skye, known online as ChardOnTour, had been searching for somewhere to film on Cornwall’s north coast.
“I was hoping to have a beach to myself to make content, but there were tourists everywhere,” she explained.
After stopping several people on the coast path and asking if they were local, Chardonnay eventually found one.
“I asked him if he knew any secret beaches. He looked around, lowered his voice and whispered, ‘I can, but it’ll cost ya.’”
After handing over £50, she was instructed to take another path and walk for approximately one mile.
“After about 20 minutes, I reached a car park and thought I’d gone too far. I didn’t want to ask anyone where the beach was in case they found it and I didn’t get it to myself.”
Three hours later, as darkness approached, she finally gave in.
“I found another local and explained that it was okay to tell me where the secret beach was, because I’d already paid somebody else for the information.”
The man allegedly burst out laughing and replied, “You’ve been had, bird. The nearest beach is about ten miles that way and it’s not secret.”
Chardonnay has since declared that her holiday has been “completely ruined” and vowed never to return to Cornwall.
